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Uncle Samsonite
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"Lay down that beat for me..."
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent To My Domain To Perish.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
Pinned
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"

[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
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"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
OMEGA

haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"sybau loser"
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Very well... I'll just do it to someone else." [Uncle Samsonite then snatched the card and with a wave he was gone.]
September 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"May I take one Child... I wish to purchase Branded Soda and Ginuwine CD's."
I dunno, these don’t look or feel like paper to me.
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
OMEGA

LET'S GOOOOO
September 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"He's been well... From what I've seen."
"I've been absent for too long... Has everyone else been safe? Please tell me Sora's been well, I..."
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by Uncle Samsonite
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"

[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"

[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"no."
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"can you lay down the beat."
June 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
OMEGA

unc wants to do a bandwagon
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OMEGA

if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
June 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
[He's just fucking tweaking now.]
June 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Not until the beat drops..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"You heard me..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
May 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
May 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[The Dance Battle continues.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
[Uncle Samsonite was just stood there holding a radio...? He'd then plug it in as a PHAT... beat dropped and he began dancing? Was he challenging Dee Dee to a dance battle?]
May 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
[He'd extend his hand to grab Dee Dee.] "I don't think so..." [He'd drag her into his Domain.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reposted by Uncle Samsonite
OMEGA

I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]
May 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM