Uncle Samsonite
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"Lay down that beat for me..."
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent To My Domain To Perish.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
Account ran by OMEGA
This Character is from Uncle Samsonite. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent To My Domain To Perish.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
Pinned
a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
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"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."
OMEGA
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
OMEGA
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.
"sybau loser"
i wanna be your favorite boy.
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"sybau loser"
"Very well... I'll just do it to someone else." [Uncle Samsonite then snatched the card and with a wave he was gone.]
September 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Very well... I'll just do it to someone else." [Uncle Samsonite then snatched the card and with a wave he was gone.]
"May I take one Child... I wish to purchase Branded Soda and Ginuwine CD's."
I dunno, these don’t look or feel like paper to me.
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"May I take one Child... I wish to purchase Branded Soda and Ginuwine CD's."
OMEGA
LET'S GOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOO
September 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
OMEGA
LET'S GOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOO
"He's been well... From what I've seen."
"I've been absent for too long... Has everyone else been safe? Please tell me Sora's been well, I..."
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"He's been well... From what I've seen."
Reposted by Uncle Samsonite
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
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September 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word archa on the screen
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September 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]
"can you lay down the beat."
June 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"can you lay down the beat."
OMEGA
unc wants to do a bandwagon
unc wants to do a bandwagon
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OMEGA
unc wants to do a bandwagon
unc wants to do a bandwagon
OMEGA
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
June 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
OMEGA
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.
[He's just fucking tweaking now.]
June 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[He's just fucking tweaking now.]
"Not until the beat drops..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Not until the beat drops..."
"You heard me..."
June 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"You heard me..."
[The Dance Battle continues.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
[The Dance Battle continues.]
[Uncle Samsonite was just stood there holding a radio...? He'd then plug it in as a PHAT... beat dropped and he began dancing? Was he challenging Dee Dee to a dance battle?]
May 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
[Uncle Samsonite was just stood there holding a radio...? He'd then plug it in as a PHAT... beat dropped and he began dancing? Was he challenging Dee Dee to a dance battle?]
[He'd extend his hand to grab Dee Dee.] "I don't think so..." [He'd drag her into his Domain.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
[He'd extend his hand to grab Dee Dee.] "I don't think so..." [He'd drag her into his Domain.]
"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]
May 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]
"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."
Reposted by Uncle Samsonite
OMEGA
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
OMEGA
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.
[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]
May 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]