this was technically after work because i was on my way from my first job to my second job lol

i didn’t quite catch the actual sentence but it was along the lines of mama can we ride the alligator

not to my fucking knowledge??? 😭 but there are a lotta numbers in that thang so i won't swear to anything

i want everyone to know that nat is saying this partly because i threw gasoline on the fire of her longing by saying that a section of silksong involves "underground medical horror for bugs"

this bitch thinks he's aquatic paul atreides

JGHFGJKHKGL:FK........the eyes......jonah standing all triumphant in a power pose (except for his arm dissolving) like the fish is something he's conquered, goliath-style, rather than the abjectly harrowing means by which god humbles him and breaks down his resistance...tag urself im the flying ship

the candy corn row!!!! aaaaaa!!!!!!

in my heart im like do you have conrad veidt with you??? maybe stashed in the car??? 👁️👁️