🪩 ruby 🪩
@timeforwizards.bsky.social
33, autistic, she/they, bi, single if you can manage to kill the abhorrent lich that guards my tower
https://archiveofourown.org/users/wizardcake
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local mom in the library as she and her small child get in the elevator: “Dude, you are the best button-pusher in America. I think you should go pro.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
local mom in the library as she and her small child get in the elevator: “Dude, you are the best button-pusher in America. I think you should go pro.”
all i want for christmas is a version of pinterest where all the art is fucking credited
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
all i want for christmas is a version of pinterest where all the art is fucking credited
should be illegal to put posts or markers out in your fields that make innocent people driving by get really excited thinking they’re seeing a bigass bird like a blue heron or an egret or some shit equivalent
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
should be illegal to put posts or markers out in your fields that make innocent people driving by get really excited thinking they’re seeing a bigass bird like a blue heron or an egret or some shit equivalent
i need to be kept in a dollhouse. i need a giant to keep me in a dollhouse like it’s a zoo enclosure
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i need to be kept in a dollhouse. i need a giant to keep me in a dollhouse like it’s a zoo enclosure
i know people in other countries do it too but crying on the freeway does have a certain usamerican vibe to it. very private space in its way, the freeway
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i know people in other countries do it too but crying on the freeway does have a certain usamerican vibe to it. very private space in its way, the freeway
losing my absolute mind HIS NAME IS HARDEN. HARDEN IS HIS NAME
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
losing my absolute mind HIS NAME IS HARDEN. HARDEN IS HIS NAME
sorry but the sauce levels here are off the fuckin charts
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
sorry but the sauce levels here are off the fuckin charts
two separate children named Cedar in the library today
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
two separate children named Cedar in the library today
small child in the library today was referring to the elevator as “the alligator” 😭
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
small child in the library today was referring to the elevator as “the alligator” 😭
old ladies at the holiday market selling crocheted goods and talking with each other about their plans for how they want to be buried…….not quite timeless in the details but ancient in the vibe
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
old ladies at the holiday market selling crocheted goods and talking with each other about their plans for how they want to be buried…….not quite timeless in the details but ancient in the vibe
the dictionary is trying to tell me that neither frazzlement nor frazzledness is a word and that there are only verbs and adjectives associated with frazzling. what a load of horseshit. give me the noun
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the dictionary is trying to tell me that neither frazzlement nor frazzledness is a word and that there are only verbs and adjectives associated with frazzling. what a load of horseshit. give me the noun
one of the libraries i work at has some children's books in other languages & so i saw a French version of Green Eggs and Ham, which was fun, but Sam-I-am was named Sam-je-suis. that's fucked up. they should have preserved the rhyme & called him something like Lee-je-suis
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
one of the libraries i work at has some children's books in other languages & so i saw a French version of Green Eggs and Ham, which was fun, but Sam-I-am was named Sam-je-suis. that's fucked up. they should have preserved the rhyme & called him something like Lee-je-suis
i love my ocs. not to toot my own horn but the two romantic leads both have crazy fuckin leitmotif energy. like i cant write music and obviously will never reach the level of success required to get a screen adaptation but their leitmotif-having vibes r off the fuckin charts
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i love my ocs. not to toot my own horn but the two romantic leads both have crazy fuckin leitmotif energy. like i cant write music and obviously will never reach the level of success required to get a screen adaptation but their leitmotif-having vibes r off the fuckin charts
girls have had so many health problems the last two months
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
girls have had so many health problems the last two months
rereading jane eyre……..st john rivers baby you are so fuckin funny
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
rereading jane eyre……..st john rivers baby you are so fuckin funny
writing affirmations today:
1. let it be as long as it wants
2. it's for me
3. who gives a shit
1. let it be as long as it wants
2. it's for me
3. who gives a shit
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
writing affirmations today:
1. let it be as long as it wants
2. it's for me
3. who gives a shit
1. let it be as long as it wants
2. it's for me
3. who gives a shit
me reading jane eyre when i was a teenager w a touch of moral ocd & no good working theory of the relationship between fiction & reality: i LOVE rochester but im having a hard time defending all the lying & manipulating /:
me rereading in my 30s: lmfaoooooo go off edward u messy old bitch
me rereading in my 30s: lmfaoooooo go off edward u messy old bitch
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
me reading jane eyre when i was a teenager w a touch of moral ocd & no good working theory of the relationship between fiction & reality: i LOVE rochester but im having a hard time defending all the lying & manipulating /:
me rereading in my 30s: lmfaoooooo go off edward u messy old bitch
me rereading in my 30s: lmfaoooooo go off edward u messy old bitch
there's a regular patron at one of my libraries who deadass looks exactly like doctor caligari. of cabinet fame
October 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
there's a regular patron at one of my libraries who deadass looks exactly like doctor caligari. of cabinet fame
breathtaking addendum on the ingredients list of this facial skin toner from the natural goods store
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
breathtaking addendum on the ingredients list of this facial skin toner from the natural goods store
millennia of linguistic evolution have led to me telling the dog to move by saying “scoochy your poochy boochy”
October 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
millennia of linguistic evolution have led to me telling the dog to move by saying “scoochy your poochy boochy”
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Stanford researchers found that AI-generated "workslop" is actually making people less productive, in part because workers have to correct errors or decode the useful information/intent buried in a flood of auto-generated garbage:
AI-Generated “Workslop” Is Destroying Productivity
Despite a surge in generative AI use across workplaces, most companies are seeing little measurable ROI. One possible reason is because AI tools are being used to produce “workslop”—content that appea...
hbr.org
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Stanford researchers found that AI-generated "workslop" is actually making people less productive, in part because workers have to correct errors or decode the useful information/intent buried in a flood of auto-generated garbage:
i gotta turn this children's book cover into business cards i can just hand to people when i want to get to know them
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i gotta turn this children's book cover into business cards i can just hand to people when i want to get to know them
it's good to have writing as a hobby in addition to knitting & gaming bc those two involve a lot of wear & tear on my hands & tendons, as does my job at the library, whereas w/ writing usually im sitting there and my hands are not getting up to jack shit or his good friend squat
September 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it's good to have writing as a hobby in addition to knitting & gaming bc those two involve a lot of wear & tear on my hands & tendons, as does my job at the library, whereas w/ writing usually im sitting there and my hands are not getting up to jack shit or his good friend squat
puppy's finally killed the squeaker in her favorite ball and now it's just making the saddest, most desperate little gaspy noises. the occasional faint, brief whine along the edge of the sound. im taking notes for my writing so i can torture my ocs better
September 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
puppy's finally killed the squeaker in her favorite ball and now it's just making the saddest, most desperate little gaspy noises. the occasional faint, brief whine along the edge of the sound. im taking notes for my writing so i can torture my ocs better
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Oh me? I keep a sketch page where I doodle my characters kissing when I get overwhelmed
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh me? I keep a sketch page where I doodle my characters kissing when I get overwhelmed