Spoiler alert, sir. Gah!

More like one of those cheesy PowerPoint slide transition sound effects that my second-career students drove me crazy with when I taught Microsoft Office.

@petersagal.bsky.social , I swore just now after reading it here. He always will be a legend.

I absolutely understand this. How could you keep up? You don’t have a Brainpal.

My good man, I just got sucked fully back in by the scene where the squad is stomping the tiny people. I don’t need your dance moves to entertain me when I have so many of your words right here that I bought.

Same, and same.

Ah, yes. My wife’s cousins have their own maple syrup business, so I have learned quite a bit about the way various maple-based goodies are made. We always have a fresh bottle of the golden goodness.

You’re just great, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social . You’ve been through so much and yet you continue to make us laugh and see what kind of person you are.

Hey, I like that hashtag. Thanks for the information.

I do like a hot tea, but let’s all be even happier that my uke days are over.

Your fungal photos are much better than anything I’ll ever do with a ukulele. I can only pluck each string from top down once and sing “My Dog Has Fleas” to it.

I like your handle, but I still see it as ukulele almost every time. Do you play?