Mark Williams
@timefalcon.bsky.social
I am a self-published author with good reviews from folks I don’t even know. Also available on Nook and Kobo.
Falcon: Time Traveler for Hire
Kindle ebook:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QQLTGQW
Paperback from Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1093972319
Falcon: Time Traveler for Hire
Kindle ebook:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QQLTGQW
Paperback from Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1093972319
Besides the dust spot on my iPhone sensor, I like this one
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Besides the dust spot on my iPhone sensor, I like this one
Nice sunset on Deer Lake in northern Michigan.
July 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nice sunset on Deer Lake in northern Michigan.
My wife and an African-American woman just followed an Indian woman to her car to help her unload her groceries. I wanted to say something to them, but I was torn. Was it woke, socialist, or DEI?
May 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My wife and an African-American woman just followed an Indian woman to her car to help her unload her groceries. I wanted to say something to them, but I was torn. Was it woke, socialist, or DEI?
I was obsessed from age 12 with playing music in at least stereo—and later surround sound. Somehow, in middle age, I became fine with a single speaker in three different rooms of my home, and with a single portable wireless speaker outdoors. Audio engineers everywhere are probably crying.
May 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I was obsessed from age 12 with playing music in at least stereo—and later surround sound. Somehow, in middle age, I became fine with a single speaker in three different rooms of my home, and with a single portable wireless speaker outdoors. Audio engineers everywhere are probably crying.
So, will Diddy walk free like O.J. did? Sure seems like that would be wrong. I mean, right? RIGHT?!
May 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So, will Diddy walk free like O.J. did? Sure seems like that would be wrong. I mean, right? RIGHT?!
Do you use voice commands with your smart speaker? Do your houseguests learn the names of all the devices and groups so they can, too? I’m getting a real kick out of this.
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Do you use voice commands with your smart speaker? Do your houseguests learn the names of all the devices and groups so they can, too? I’m getting a real kick out of this.
He’s like the kid who pulled the legs off a spider just to feel he had power.
April 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He’s like the kid who pulled the legs off a spider just to feel he had power.
Words matter. “The staff at that restaurant will knock your socks off,” is way different from, “The staff at that restaurant will pull your socks off.”
March 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Words matter. “The staff at that restaurant will knock your socks off,” is way different from, “The staff at that restaurant will pull your socks off.”
The phrase “Slap my ass and call me Judy” just isn’t as fun when your aunt’s name is Judy.
March 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The phrase “Slap my ass and call me Judy” just isn’t as fun when your aunt’s name is Judy.
I was disappointed after I finally got a NYT subscription—with the Sunday home delivery option—to find that they don’t carry comic strips. That would have been the ultimate nostalgic eye candy, harkening back to the days of reading Bloom County, Doonesbury, and other favorites.
March 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I was disappointed after I finally got a NYT subscription—with the Sunday home delivery option—to find that they don’t carry comic strips. That would have been the ultimate nostalgic eye candy, harkening back to the days of reading Bloom County, Doonesbury, and other favorites.
The first time a human laid their head against another’s chest and heard something thumping, I’m sure they went and got everybody in the cave and said, “You gotta hear this! What is it?!”
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The first time a human laid their head against another’s chest and heard something thumping, I’m sure they went and got everybody in the cave and said, “You gotta hear this! What is it?!”
If you have pain that isn’t a broken bone, look for an Airrosti location near you. They have repeatedly relieved severe muscle pain much faster than a traditional physical therapist. I’m about to do exercises for my latest recovery right now. Find their simple pain-relief videos on YouTube for free.
March 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you have pain that isn’t a broken bone, look for an Airrosti location near you. They have repeatedly relieved severe muscle pain much faster than a traditional physical therapist. I’m about to do exercises for my latest recovery right now. Find their simple pain-relief videos on YouTube for free.
Using an account with a $0 balance to schedule a person-to-person (P2P) payment for later (say, after you get paid) is equivalent to the old days of writing a check and asking the recipient to wait to deposit it—except you don’t have to trust them to wait.
February 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Using an account with a $0 balance to schedule a person-to-person (P2P) payment for later (say, after you get paid) is equivalent to the old days of writing a check and asking the recipient to wait to deposit it—except you don’t have to trust them to wait.
February 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes I find myself wondering whether I should shout, “Take it to the house!”or “Bring it home!”
February 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sometimes I find myself wondering whether I should shout, “Take it to the house!”or “Bring it home!”
When a recent guilty pleasure—beatbox I found on Spotify—sounds like it sampled fart noises we made as kids, I hit skip.
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When a recent guilty pleasure—beatbox I found on Spotify—sounds like it sampled fart noises we made as kids, I hit skip.
I will always enjoy discovering a song or a musician I like. Sure, the old stuff’s still great, but why limit yourself?
February 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I will always enjoy discovering a song or a musician I like. Sure, the old stuff’s still great, but why limit yourself?
That feeling when you lean in slowly and your lips tiptoe to the rim of the glass holding possibly spoiled milk.
January 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That feeling when you lean in slowly and your lips tiptoe to the rim of the glass holding possibly spoiled milk.
Little Red Fungus. Baby, you’re much too fast. Brevard, NC. Summer 2023. #FungiFriends #mushroom #mycology
January 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Little Red Fungus. Baby, you’re much too fast. Brevard, NC. Summer 2023. #FungiFriends #mushroom #mycology
Remember: as far as your dogs or cats know, you are static shocking them on purpose.
January 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Remember: as far as your dogs or cats know, you are static shocking them on purpose.
Just wanted to join the fungal fun. Avalanche Mountain, outside Boyne City, MI. Spring 2024. #FungiFriends #mushrooms #nature
January 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just wanted to join the fungal fun. Avalanche Mountain, outside Boyne City, MI. Spring 2024. #FungiFriends #mushrooms #nature
Have you ever been asked to say grace over a meal at a friend’s home? How did that make you feel? How did you handle it? Did you feel the same at about it at age 20 as you did at age 40? Not 40 yet? Round down.
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Have you ever been asked to say grace over a meal at a friend’s home? How did that make you feel? How did you handle it? Did you feel the same at about it at age 20 as you did at age 40? Not 40 yet? Round down.
Do all gas grill makers gather and decide to make the manual sparkers last exactly four lightings before they fail?
January 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Do all gas grill makers gather and decide to make the manual sparkers last exactly four lightings before they fail?
I saw that a post by @stephenking.bsky.social had only 392 comments, so I figured maybe there was a shot he would read and reply to mine. Because, you know, that isn’t much to wade through, and boy was I clever with the callbacks to his works.
January 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I saw that a post by @stephenking.bsky.social had only 392 comments, so I figured maybe there was a shot he would read and reply to mine. Because, you know, that isn’t much to wade through, and boy was I clever with the callbacks to his works.