This is an excuse-me win. What the damn hell happened? Go Bills!!!!!!!

Dearest Damilola, what exactly in my resume (as an education reporter) makes you think I'm the least but qualified for your open position?

Ummm why are they fighting in there? That seems like Aquaman's domain more than Putin's.

Because cute cat photos are all the rage, here's Willow being cute. Or maybe she's being tortured. I can't tell.

Blue Sky, this is Willow. She's roughly 8 years old. Gray tabby. Friendly (probably a little too friendly) and fun. Hobbies include sleeping, eating, chasing her stuffed fish, Fishy, and trying to get herself locked in a cold closet for the entire day when the door gets opened.

Oh, nextdoor, you crack me up. 😮‍💨

Some landscape #photos I've taken over the last 5 years (yes, since the beginning of the Time We Don't Speak About). I love nature when it's kind. We need more kind #nature.

What if I told you I never had an emo phase? Would you believe me?

I've never had an emo phase. It's just a combination of being lazy and being poor.

#selfie #emo #definitelynotemo