Thanks Wes. I appreciate your take on this. I've been dreading their presence in St Paul for awhile.

Oh please please please...

Thank you! '86 is an embarrassment of riches for great albums.

That's an excellent one.

I live in East Side and saw a total of one Carter sign. I figured that if he's not doing anything here, his campaign, such that it wasn't, is in deep trouble.

I'm betting the Chicago Pope has some thoughts.

You can pry the fart-sounding mustard bottles from my cold dead hands.

Why take such joy from this world where we can laugh like a giggling eight year old.

I think I'd go mad trying to figure it out because my first thought was a handle and nothing makes sense about his tiny project and his laughably poor hammering technique and how the nail is too big for the size and type of wood and oh God I've spent too much time on it damn you Dave Portnoy!

I literally don't know where to begin with what's wrong with what he's trying to do in the picture.

I almost feel sorry for him, but then remember he's Dave Portnoy and remember he's an awful human being.

I've got more stuff in my junk drawer than the useless shit he has hanging in that picture.

From what I can tell, a ball peen hammer, a finishing hammer, a dust wand, an extension cord, headphones, and two grill cleaners.

Did he find the world's shittiest garage sale?

I knew you would understand.

The last sentence is an evergreen skeet.

Barry Goldwater wouldn't deal with evangelicals because he saw how dangerous they could be. It's stunning that the GOP thought they could get QANON congress-critters to just go along with party politics.

I teach middle school and this is exactly the case.

Actually, can't blame them. Something silly and goofy, slightly risque, drives the olds crazy? Perfect for them.