Tim Boerger
@timboerger.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, bowler (sometimes). Strong opinions on coffee, gin cocktails and sandwiches. Hopelessly idealistic. Mostly harmless. He/him
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The team also sent Micah a shirt!
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The team also sent Micah a shirt!
Inside of you are two wolves
September 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Inside of you are two wolves
This guy, for sure.
He also has a manifesto, but it's mostly robble robble robble.
He also has a manifesto, but it's mostly robble robble robble.
December 9, 2024 at 8:51 PM
This guy, for sure.
He also has a manifesto, but it's mostly robble robble robble.
He also has a manifesto, but it's mostly robble robble robble.
My kid double wrapped my dog. Somewhat suspicious.
November 24, 2024 at 9:15 PM
My kid double wrapped my dog. Somewhat suspicious.
Age yourself with your first computer.
November 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Age yourself with your first computer.
I just took the "What Emotion Do You Create From" quiz.
This result... Surprises me, I guess. It feels a bit of pop psychology, and kinda like a horoscope, but still... Weird to say I might actually look at my own work differently?
This result... Surprises me, I guess. It feels a bit of pop psychology, and kinda like a horoscope, but still... Weird to say I might actually look at my own work differently?
November 4, 2024 at 6:12 AM
I just took the "What Emotion Do You Create From" quiz.
This result... Surprises me, I guess. It feels a bit of pop psychology, and kinda like a horoscope, but still... Weird to say I might actually look at my own work differently?
This result... Surprises me, I guess. It feels a bit of pop psychology, and kinda like a horoscope, but still... Weird to say I might actually look at my own work differently?
Tim is just realizing that all of this campaigning, he's likely going to miss a good chunk of the Minnesota State Fair and might miss out on deep fried ranch dressing.
August 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Tim is just realizing that all of this campaigning, he's likely going to miss a good chunk of the Minnesota State Fair and might miss out on deep fried ranch dressing.
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
August 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
On the left: a recreation of a suggested edited photo from Google.
On the right: the photo
On the right: the photo
July 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
On the left: a recreation of a suggested edited photo from Google.
On the right: the photo
On the right: the photo
If you want some Philly rep, let's get Gritty on the bench.
He's ready.
He's ready.
June 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
If you want some Philly rep, let's get Gritty on the bench.
He's ready.
He's ready.
June 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Business guy 1: "I want a vehicle that let's people know what we do at a glance."
Business guy 2: "Hmmm..."
BG1: "I also want a rolling contradiction."
BG2: "Buddy, have I got something for you."
Business guy 2: "Hmmm..."
BG1: "I also want a rolling contradiction."
BG2: "Buddy, have I got something for you."
June 6, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Business guy 1: "I want a vehicle that let's people know what we do at a glance."
Business guy 2: "Hmmm..."
BG1: "I also want a rolling contradiction."
BG2: "Buddy, have I got something for you."
Business guy 2: "Hmmm..."
BG1: "I also want a rolling contradiction."
BG2: "Buddy, have I got something for you."
Next Discovery: Justice Alito 3rd Home Flying Actual Red Flag
May 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Next Discovery: Justice Alito 3rd Home Flying Actual Red Flag
You're going to be a vampire, who is turning you?
May 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
You're going to be a vampire, who is turning you?
Top dinner making skills here at the house tonight.
May 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Top dinner making skills here at the house tonight.
Using an image, show a movie you are sure You've watched more than ten times.
May 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure You've watched more than ten times.
Post a picture from your camera roll of you with your best friends!
May 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Post a picture from your camera roll of you with your best friends!
Have they thought about talking to this guy?
May 9, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Have they thought about talking to this guy?
I know this is late but here's a pup pic.
May 8, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I know this is late but here's a pup pic.
Greatest phone call scene
May 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Greatest phone call scene