Tim Bick
@timbickvo.bsky.social
Voiceover artist and croquet obsessive.
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NYT: “Trump’s Daring Rebrand of Greenland Highlights Nature Of Terrain”
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
NYT: “Trump’s Daring Rebrand of Greenland Highlights Nature Of Terrain”
“they’re far from the only fuckwits on the dickhead express” - this looming AI bullshit disaster is so much worse than you could have previously imagined. If you’re not reading Zitron’s painstaking work you are an ostrich.
My final newsletter of 2025: We're in The Enshittifinancial Crisis, the fourth stage of enshittification, where companies turn on their shareholders. Unprofitable, unsustainable AI threatens future of venture capital, private equity and the markets themselves.
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The Enshittifinancial Crisis
Soundtrack: Lynyrd Skynyrd — Free Bird
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December 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“they’re far from the only fuckwits on the dickhead express” - this looming AI bullshit disaster is so much worse than you could have previously imagined. If you’re not reading Zitron’s painstaking work you are an ostrich.
Self-serving promo alert: I’m on a podcast talking nonsense, comes out Friday.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Self-serving promo alert: I’m on a podcast talking nonsense, comes out Friday.
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Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
Samurai epic incoming. for which I voiced multiple characters. Very nice indeed. #nioh #voiceover
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Samurai epic incoming. for which I voiced multiple characters. Very nice indeed. #nioh #voiceover
New national TV campaign for Sharps Furniture featuring this Northern sounding fellow who sounds like he’s watched too many Sean Bean films. Video below. timbickvoiceover.co.uk/sharps-furni...
Sharps Furniture TV ad | Tim Bick Voiceover
The Gate Films were kind enough to invite me to voice this new direction for Sharps fitted furniture national campaigns. It's still retail, but more about
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November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New national TV campaign for Sharps Furniture featuring this Northern sounding fellow who sounds like he’s watched too many Sean Bean films. Video below. timbickvoiceover.co.uk/sharps-furni...
The GOP claiming that the No Kings protest promoted antisemitism while also insisting it was all paid for by George Soros makes perfect sense if you’ve been huffing glue all day as I have.
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The GOP claiming that the No Kings protest promoted antisemitism while also insisting it was all paid for by George Soros makes perfect sense if you’ve been huffing glue all day as I have.
Calling all authors - if you even just vaguely suspect your books may have been pirated at some point, do file your claim at the link below against AI company Anthropic, who have just been found liable for using copyrighted material for LLM training:
www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
Home | Bartz, et al. v. Anthropic PBC
www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
September 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Calling all authors - if you even just vaguely suspect your books may have been pirated at some point, do file your claim at the link below against AI company Anthropic, who have just been found liable for using copyrighted material for LLM training:
www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
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September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Hmmm, imagine what would happen in these cities if MAGA try to “stop the count” at election locations and Trump’s goons are in charge of the police. I’m sure Trump has already imagined it.
Trump mentions NYC, Baltimore, and Oakland, says "they're so far gone," and adds, "this will go further. We'll starting very strongly with DC."
August 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hmmm, imagine what would happen in these cities if MAGA try to “stop the count” at election locations and Trump’s goons are in charge of the police. I’m sure Trump has already imagined it.
Here’s a player character I voiced for Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader a little while ago, but I only just found a stream that showed it off. And I do like to show off. youtu.be/sGPKwzdiiAE?...
Warhammer 40K:Rogue Trader Male Heretic Voice
YouTube video by Tim Bick Voiceover
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June 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Here’s a player character I voiced for Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader a little while ago, but I only just found a stream that showed it off. And I do like to show off. youtu.be/sGPKwzdiiAE?...
All the people who used to hate Jake Tapper still hate Jake Tapper. The people who used to like Jake Tapper now hate Jake Tapper. Great job everyone.
May 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
All the people who used to hate Jake Tapper still hate Jake Tapper. The people who used to like Jake Tapper now hate Jake Tapper. Great job everyone.
The most galling part of this story is not the unethical AI company that Nick Clegg would so admire, but that Scotrail don’t give a toss either. Handling stolen goods was still a crime last time I checked. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
‘Stop using my voice' - ScotRail's new announcer is my AI clone
Voiceover artist Gayanne says an AI used on ScotRail trains was trained using her voice.
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May 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The most galling part of this story is not the unethical AI company that Nick Clegg would so admire, but that Scotrail don’t give a toss either. Handling stolen goods was still a crime last time I checked. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A fun afternoon in Adrenaline Studios in Harrow making idiosyncratic noises for a secret game project.
May 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A fun afternoon in Adrenaline Studios in Harrow making idiosyncratic noises for a secret game project.
A very loving tribute to The Beef and Dairy Network podcast, a brief mention for yours truly, and an attempt to pass off Ted Danson’s very real threats regarding his unpaid grain debt as some sort of comedic device. www.avclub.com/podcast-cano...
Podcast Canon: Beef And Dairy Network's commitment to the bit is practically unheard of
Podcast Canon: Beef And Dairy Network's commitment to the bit is practically unheard of
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April 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A very loving tribute to The Beef and Dairy Network podcast, a brief mention for yours truly, and an attempt to pass off Ted Danson’s very real threats regarding his unpaid grain debt as some sort of comedic device. www.avclub.com/podcast-cano...
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stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it 🙏
March 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it 🙏
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The former ambassador to Denmark for the United States, Rufus Gifford, posted this video on his Facebook account:
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March 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The former ambassador to Denmark for the United States, Rufus Gifford, posted this video on his Facebook account:
Ht: @hpsc24.bsky.social
Ht: @hpsc24.bsky.social
Newflash for Witless Witkoff: Putin still thinks Alaska is really part of Russia. Gonna take his word for that too?
Witkoff on Ukraine: "There's a view within the country of Russia that these are Russian territories, that there are referendums within these territories that justify these actions ... I just don't see that [Putin] wants to take all of Europe ... I take him as his word."
March 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Newflash for Witless Witkoff: Putin still thinks Alaska is really part of Russia. Gonna take his word for that too?
What’s Schumer gonna do when he can no longer use the illegal media to publish his excuses for surrendering to fascism?
Trump at the DOJ: "I believe that CNN and MSNDC, who literally write 97.6% bad about me, are political arms of the Democrat Party. And in my opinion, they are really corrupt and they are illegal. What they do is illegal."
March 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What’s Schumer gonna do when he can no longer use the illegal media to publish his excuses for surrendering to fascism?
Award nomination number 14! This could be the year! Couldn’t it? Don’t they have to let you win after 13 nominations? I’m sure that’s a thing. Anyway, this time it’s for best television documentary performance.
February 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Award nomination number 14! This could be the year! Couldn’t it? Don’t they have to let you win after 13 nominations? I’m sure that’s a thing. Anyway, this time it’s for best television documentary performance.
That’s right home improvement fans, tonight is of course the British Institute of Kitchen Bedroom and Bathroom Installation Awards, and I’m here to be their Voice of God. The catering is excellent I must say, for a change us humble workers got the same food as the dinner guests.
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That’s right home improvement fans, tonight is of course the British Institute of Kitchen Bedroom and Bathroom Installation Awards, and I’m here to be their Voice of God. The catering is excellent I must say, for a change us humble workers got the same food as the dinner guests.
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January 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Quite pleased with how this Olympic documentary narration turned out - deserving of a medal? youtu.be/qmBsOxVhjV8?...
Paris 1924: An Olympic Epic documentary
YouTube video by Tim Bick Voiceover
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January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Quite pleased with how this Olympic documentary narration turned out - deserving of a medal? youtu.be/qmBsOxVhjV8?...
@iandunt.bsky.social Thought you might like to know that your Origin Story assertion about record companies insisting on needletime limits for the BBC isn’t correct, it was the Musicians Union who insisted on this so as to reserve time for working live musicians.
December 19, 2024 at 5:58 PM
@iandunt.bsky.social Thought you might like to know that your Origin Story assertion about record companies insisting on needletime limits for the BBC isn’t correct, it was the Musicians Union who insisted on this so as to reserve time for working live musicians.
Originally this picture of The Onion was going to be captioned ‘Partner grapples with concept of “newspaper”’ but then she said I hope you’re not going to put that on social media so now it’s called ‘Area woman grapples with concept of “newspaper”’
December 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Originally this picture of The Onion was going to be captioned ‘Partner grapples with concept of “newspaper”’ but then she said I hope you’re not going to put that on social media so now it’s called ‘Area woman grapples with concept of “newspaper”’