I knew that holiday turkey was dirty.

Am I the only one who thinks a forensic audit of the turkey's finances is needed?
That turkey paid someone off.

DJT thinking of invading other countries as getting distressed properties cheap is too real, come to think of it 🤔

Q's shift to Autopen conspiracy will start off with a bang, but fade quickly...

Deleted scene plot element from "Scanners"

Name one that isn't in the Epstein files, more specifically

For the sake of full accuracy, I would point out that for whatever reason a significant number of people have not been paying attention to the amount of electioneering "f@#kery" that's been building over the last 20 years. When the result is terrible, conspiracies are the easiest explanation.

"Doing our best to see this doesn't happen again..."
It might be a warning to those asking questions, if one looks at it a certain way.

Soooooooooo, a whole lot of stuff is going to be classified I take it?

Good one.
How about: that place everyone in the house disappears to when there is a sink full of dirty dishes.

This is true, also she's well over the age of consent, so yes.

Sometimes I mutter to myself: "What the f#$k are we doing? What the F$%K ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?"

The topics vary between 5 and 6 recurring themes, most involve the politics and power structures of the United States of America.

(Mutters and walks away...)

"Let's Stop Pretending"
Greatest advice of the times we live in.
Also, not a bad book title...