Tim Price
@tim-doin-tim-stuff.bsky.social
Dad, grandpa, coach, tech guy.
The universe is influenced by unimaginably small forces.
Humor will be attempted, curses will be used, randomness may ensue.
The universe is influenced by unimaginably small forces.
Humor will be attempted, curses will be used, randomness may ensue.
Environment Canada has updated its winter weather warning system to be easier for Canadians to understand. There' info out there about what they are actually doing, but I assume it lines up with:
-It's Canada in winter, what did you expect?
-Might be a bit slippy.
Or
-FFS just stay home, bud!
-It's Canada in winter, what did you expect?
-Might be a bit slippy.
Or
-FFS just stay home, bud!
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Environment Canada has updated its winter weather warning system to be easier for Canadians to understand. There' info out there about what they are actually doing, but I assume it lines up with:
-It's Canada in winter, what did you expect?
-Might be a bit slippy.
Or
-FFS just stay home, bud!
-It's Canada in winter, what did you expect?
-Might be a bit slippy.
Or
-FFS just stay home, bud!
DOGE was as it appeared to many at the time, the smash portion of a series of smash and grab crimes. The largest in human history. The most collateral damage in human history.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
DOGE was as it appeared to many at the time, the smash portion of a series of smash and grab crimes. The largest in human history. The most collateral damage in human history.
"I'll give whatever illegal orders I DAMN WELL PLEASE!"
Isn't the flex Donald imagines it to be.
Isn't the flex Donald imagines it to be.
a close up of a man in a military uniform with his mouth open
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November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"I'll give whatever illegal orders I DAMN WELL PLEASE!"
Isn't the flex Donald imagines it to be.
Isn't the flex Donald imagines it to be.
For some reason, I feel like:
"Why ya so pro-Putin bro?"
Is a meme that should take off.
"Why ya so pro-Putin bro?"
Is a meme that should take off.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
For some reason, I feel like:
"Why ya so pro-Putin bro?"
Is a meme that should take off.
"Why ya so pro-Putin bro?"
Is a meme that should take off.
Trailmix is fantastic when you are out hiking. The carbs, bit of protein.
Unfortunately, someone needs to make a "sitting on your ass mix" bit more protein, way less sugar/carbs.
Not saying I need it of course, just saying, some people, somewhere, probably need that.
Unfortunately, someone needs to make a "sitting on your ass mix" bit more protein, way less sugar/carbs.
Not saying I need it of course, just saying, some people, somewhere, probably need that.
a very fat cat is standing on its hind legs in front of a television .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trailmix is fantastic when you are out hiking. The carbs, bit of protein.
Unfortunately, someone needs to make a "sitting on your ass mix" bit more protein, way less sugar/carbs.
Not saying I need it of course, just saying, some people, somewhere, probably need that.
Unfortunately, someone needs to make a "sitting on your ass mix" bit more protein, way less sugar/carbs.
Not saying I need it of course, just saying, some people, somewhere, probably need that.
I hate to go there, but I don't think the 'Transparency" bill passed today is likely to lead where people are hoping.
Anything not declared part of an ongoing investigation will be classified. Trump is NOT putting Trump in peril. Trump is NOT going to lose any leverage the information might give.
Anything not declared part of an ongoing investigation will be classified. Trump is NOT putting Trump in peril. Trump is NOT going to lose any leverage the information might give.
a close up of a man 's face with the words i hope you 'll prove me wrong
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November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hate to go there, but I don't think the 'Transparency" bill passed today is likely to lead where people are hoping.
Anything not declared part of an ongoing investigation will be classified. Trump is NOT putting Trump in peril. Trump is NOT going to lose any leverage the information might give.
Anything not declared part of an ongoing investigation will be classified. Trump is NOT putting Trump in peril. Trump is NOT going to lose any leverage the information might give.
Epstein was foremost an "influence peddler."
His real clientele were governments, certain individuals and organizations (foreign and domestic). Kompromat as a commodity.
He traded it, manufactured it, probably made it go away for a fee.
The DAMAGE spread to the US public. You deserve answers.
His real clientele were governments, certain individuals and organizations (foreign and domestic). Kompromat as a commodity.
He traded it, manufactured it, probably made it go away for a fee.
The DAMAGE spread to the US public. You deserve answers.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Epstein was foremost an "influence peddler."
His real clientele were governments, certain individuals and organizations (foreign and domestic). Kompromat as a commodity.
He traded it, manufactured it, probably made it go away for a fee.
The DAMAGE spread to the US public. You deserve answers.
His real clientele were governments, certain individuals and organizations (foreign and domestic). Kompromat as a commodity.
He traded it, manufactured it, probably made it go away for a fee.
The DAMAGE spread to the US public. You deserve answers.
No one spoke out when Trump made that wildly petty and inappropriate comment to a reporter on AF1, not one person. Not even a "Sir, that's not funny."
Fuck you.
No, really, fuck all you.
At least have enough character to mumble discontentedly to power.
JFC, obviously he is just a symptom
Fuck you.
No, really, fuck all you.
At least have enough character to mumble discontentedly to power.
JFC, obviously he is just a symptom
a lion from the wizard of oz is talking to a woman and saying `` i haven 't any courage '' .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No one spoke out when Trump made that wildly petty and inappropriate comment to a reporter on AF1, not one person. Not even a "Sir, that's not funny."
Fuck you.
No, really, fuck all you.
At least have enough character to mumble discontentedly to power.
JFC, obviously he is just a symptom
Fuck you.
No, really, fuck all you.
At least have enough character to mumble discontentedly to power.
JFC, obviously he is just a symptom
If you are over the age of 40 you have a clear definition of things that are and are not presidential.
If you are under the age of 40 that list is radically different.
If you are under the age of 20, it might be inverted.
Not the kind of "divided" people normally talk about, but there it is.
If you are under the age of 40 that list is radically different.
If you are under the age of 20, it might be inverted.
Not the kind of "divided" people normally talk about, but there it is.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you are over the age of 40 you have a clear definition of things that are and are not presidential.
If you are under the age of 40 that list is radically different.
If you are under the age of 20, it might be inverted.
Not the kind of "divided" people normally talk about, but there it is.
If you are under the age of 40 that list is radically different.
If you are under the age of 20, it might be inverted.
Not the kind of "divided" people normally talk about, but there it is.
It's not just that Trump is surrounded by "yes men"
It's that Trump is surrounded by "oh my god, oh yes! Oh god YES! OHHHHHH YESSSSSSS!"
people.
It's that Trump is surrounded by "oh my god, oh yes! Oh god YES! OHHHHHH YESSSSSSS!"
people.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's not just that Trump is surrounded by "yes men"
It's that Trump is surrounded by "oh my god, oh yes! Oh god YES! OHHHHHH YESSSSSSS!"
people.
It's that Trump is surrounded by "oh my god, oh yes! Oh god YES! OHHHHHH YESSSSSSS!"
people.
How would I know, but I have long had the idea that the US and several other "western" nations used the leverage and byproducts of the Jeffrey Epsteins of the world to achieve "things." Many of those things probably felt like national security priorities. It's time to 'walk away from Omelas'
a cartoon character is pointing at a laptop with the words look it up on the internet below him
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November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
How would I know, but I have long had the idea that the US and several other "western" nations used the leverage and byproducts of the Jeffrey Epsteins of the world to achieve "things." Many of those things probably felt like national security priorities. It's time to 'walk away from Omelas'
Sometimes, during a moment of silence, I discreetly scan the crowd.
Not going to lie, some of them sum-bitches should just keep on staying silent.
I hope my facial expressions don't give me away.
Not going to lie, some of them sum-bitches should just keep on staying silent.
I hope my facial expressions don't give me away.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says " gifbin.com " on it
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November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sometimes, during a moment of silence, I discreetly scan the crowd.
Not going to lie, some of them sum-bitches should just keep on staying silent.
I hope my facial expressions don't give me away.
Not going to lie, some of them sum-bitches should just keep on staying silent.
I hope my facial expressions don't give me away.
I don't think government of the cronies, by the cronies, for the cronies is what Lincoln had in mind?
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I don't think government of the cronies, by the cronies, for the cronies is what Lincoln had in mind?
If you are bored and want a laugh try a version of this Ai experiment. Go to "Llama Ai" and cue up an older model Ai (a Deepseek for example) ask it to evaluate the events around DOGE and their data operations, do some back and forth then get it to summarize. Feed that summary into Claude or gpt
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you are bored and want a laugh try a version of this Ai experiment. Go to "Llama Ai" and cue up an older model Ai (a Deepseek for example) ask it to evaluate the events around DOGE and their data operations, do some back and forth then get it to summarize. Feed that summary into Claude or gpt
Nothing is truly a crisis until major donors start calling the office, apparently.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nothing is truly a crisis until major donors start calling the office, apparently.
There's a likelihood that each of the capitulation caucus received a personal benefit from their vote. Who's going to investigate, DOJ? 😅🤣😂
It doesn't make strategic sense, or political sense. It is what compromised insiders would do.
Yada yada yada, shutdown bad, but it was last week too, sooooo
It doesn't make strategic sense, or political sense. It is what compromised insiders would do.
Yada yada yada, shutdown bad, but it was last week too, sooooo
a man in a suit and tie is asking why now
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking why now
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November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
There's a likelihood that each of the capitulation caucus received a personal benefit from their vote. Who's going to investigate, DOJ? 😅🤣😂
It doesn't make strategic sense, or political sense. It is what compromised insiders would do.
Yada yada yada, shutdown bad, but it was last week too, sooooo
It doesn't make strategic sense, or political sense. It is what compromised insiders would do.
Yada yada yada, shutdown bad, but it was last week too, sooooo
40 billion for an Argentine dance party, or fund the SNAP program domestically, ugh, so hard to decide.
a showtime ad shows a woman in a suit and tie saying " i 'm going to invest "
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November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
40 billion for an Argentine dance party, or fund the SNAP program domestically, ugh, so hard to decide.
I'm torn between the belief that this administration is actively pursuing a eugenics agenda that includes starving or otherwise allowing millions of "undesirables" to die, OR they're setting up the conditions for a "Running Man" inspired 'Bakersfield food riot' scenario. Either way...
a man in a suit says it 's bad
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November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm torn between the belief that this administration is actively pursuing a eugenics agenda that includes starving or otherwise allowing millions of "undesirables" to die, OR they're setting up the conditions for a "Running Man" inspired 'Bakersfield food riot' scenario. Either way...
I assume a lot of you are dealing with that one friend or relative that has a new conspiracy related villain pretty much weekly.
I start to feel like I'm dealing with the Ambassador Lysenko character from Hunt for Red October.
"You've discovered ANOTHER cabal of nefarious globalists?"
I start to feel like I'm dealing with the Ambassador Lysenko character from Hunt for Red October.
"You've discovered ANOTHER cabal of nefarious globalists?"
a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk in a room .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I assume a lot of you are dealing with that one friend or relative that has a new conspiracy related villain pretty much weekly.
I start to feel like I'm dealing with the Ambassador Lysenko character from Hunt for Red October.
"You've discovered ANOTHER cabal of nefarious globalists?"
I start to feel like I'm dealing with the Ambassador Lysenko character from Hunt for Red October.
"You've discovered ANOTHER cabal of nefarious globalists?"
That dopey look on Trump's face?
That panicked "let me out of here!" look on RFK's face?
Yeah, that's the extent of the response you are going to see when reality begins to catch up with this "administration."
Governments kill people even when they care and are trying to do something, these guys?
That panicked "let me out of here!" look on RFK's face?
Yeah, that's the extent of the response you are going to see when reality begins to catch up with this "administration."
Governments kill people even when they care and are trying to do something, these guys?
a man in a pink shirt says you 're not even trying on a netflix advertisement
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November 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That dopey look on Trump's face?
That panicked "let me out of here!" look on RFK's face?
Yeah, that's the extent of the response you are going to see when reality begins to catch up with this "administration."
Governments kill people even when they care and are trying to do something, these guys?
That panicked "let me out of here!" look on RFK's face?
Yeah, that's the extent of the response you are going to see when reality begins to catch up with this "administration."
Governments kill people even when they care and are trying to do something, these guys?
Is the F-35 Block 4 program a bit too much like Tesla's full self-driving, or am I getting too cynical?
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is the F-35 Block 4 program a bit too much like Tesla's full self-driving, or am I getting too cynical?
I can absolutely confirm there are millions of Canadians right now who have had the thought: "Well, maybe I will win the 50/50"
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I can absolutely confirm there are millions of Canadians right now who have had the thought: "Well, maybe I will win the 50/50"
Can you help me with an experiment? I had a fascinating conversation with an AI using a thought experiment as an analytical lens. Paste this prompt into your favorite AI and share what it finds: 🧵
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Can you help me with an experiment? I had a fascinating conversation with an AI using a thought experiment as an analytical lens. Paste this prompt into your favorite AI and share what it finds: 🧵
Saturday thoughts:
The cat universe abhors a vacuum.
And.
We Gen Xers are clearly to blame for many ills of these times, we allowed people to tell us "that is a red onion." We told our children: that is a red onion. We order red onions.
The f@#king onion is purple, it's always been purple.
The cat universe abhors a vacuum.
And.
We Gen Xers are clearly to blame for many ills of these times, we allowed people to tell us "that is a red onion." We told our children: that is a red onion. We order red onions.
The f@#king onion is purple, it's always been purple.
a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
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November 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Saturday thoughts:
The cat universe abhors a vacuum.
And.
We Gen Xers are clearly to blame for many ills of these times, we allowed people to tell us "that is a red onion." We told our children: that is a red onion. We order red onions.
The f@#king onion is purple, it's always been purple.
The cat universe abhors a vacuum.
And.
We Gen Xers are clearly to blame for many ills of these times, we allowed people to tell us "that is a red onion." We told our children: that is a red onion. We order red onions.
The f@#king onion is purple, it's always been purple.
The people who benefit from your children and grandchildren being ignorant and disposable try to convince you public education is bad
The people who have secured access to the best medical care and technology try to convince you that you don't deserve it, or that gimmicks replace the need for it
The people who have secured access to the best medical care and technology try to convince you that you don't deserve it, or that gimmicks replace the need for it
a man with a mustache and tie dye shirt says i could go on forever
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November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The people who benefit from your children and grandchildren being ignorant and disposable try to convince you public education is bad
The people who have secured access to the best medical care and technology try to convince you that you don't deserve it, or that gimmicks replace the need for it
The people who have secured access to the best medical care and technology try to convince you that you don't deserve it, or that gimmicks replace the need for it