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Tiggermouse
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Hopefully I have a potato
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Incorrect
A close up of a sweet packet that reads, 1 serving = 4 sweets
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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My Vicks is older than my Marmite
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Can’t believe my baby’s going to be 20 next year.
A jar of Marmite with a best before date of November 2006.
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Well this made me feel sick
A hand holding a giant Bourbon biscuit A side view of the Bourbon biscuit shows you it’s got chocolate ice cream in between the biscuit slices
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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[smug face]
A corporate work email from security praising the employee for successfully reporting a sneaky phishing test.
September 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Deliberately misunderstanding people with idiotic views
August 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Does this evoke spa treatments or vacuuming eczema off a couch?
A front door to high street premises where the signage above it reads “The Cambridge Skin Lounge”.
July 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Views tho
A view of a bright bedroom taken from bed. In the background is a window with a beautiful sea view. In the foreground is a hand holding a small dessert trifle and spoon. Sea view though an old sash window
July 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Hullo
A close up of the nitwit’s face
June 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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My 73 year old ex music biz uncle is taking advantage of a clear kitchen table (because my aunt has cleared it for a girls afternoon tea) and is operating (superglue) on his skeleton’s hips as apparently it no longer stands up.
A human skeleton is laid out on a kitchen table. The skeleton is wearing a headscarf and eyepatch. Newspaper has been placed under the hip area. My uncle is mental.
June 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Chaos ensues
The photo shows a hand holding a blister packet containing 28 small round pills. Some pill casings are empty. The empty ones are at random. No pattern or order was considered when these pills were popped out. The person who did this needs a strong word with themselves. It was me.
May 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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It’s risky business listening to the radio instead of your own manufactured playlist when being intimate with a partner. You never know what image is going to be provoked by the next song. Neither of you will orgasm.
1990s Nick Berry dressed as a policeman, perched on his police motorcycle holding an old phone handset to his ear.
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Why is Bill Gates trying to get me sacked
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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He’s 81 btw
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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He really is fucking useless tho
January 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I wonder how much water I’ve wasted with this
January 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Me A group sales director/general manager at the global corporation I work for has been off sick this week but has been emailing some clients and colleagues saying he's "feeling poorly". What a moron. Chatgpt It sounds like the situation is frustrating. It's important for everyone to take their health seriously, especially when they're unwell, and it can be challenging when communication seems off. If his actions are affecting work or causing confusion, it might be helpful to address the situation with HR or a higher-up to ensure clarity and support for both him and the team. Me I mostly just want to slag him off for being an idiot with you
January 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Illegal?
December 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Ears
Pepe the prawn from the Muppets
December 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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I did have a potato
December 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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Volume up so you too can experience the racket
December 16, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Some nice plaster casts
December 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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I see your chocolate John Major and raise you Jar of Dead People’s Toenails
December 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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For context, here are 2 of my friends
Screenshot of 1,928 unread emails. (And also 1000 voicemails) Phone screenshot of 14,999 unread emails
December 10, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Hons, I’m pretty drunk
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM