Zack Polanski must be exhausted
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Zack Polanski must be exhausted
An ungloved fungus-nailed chef just served me lunch
a young man is crying and covering his face with his hand .
ALT: a young man is crying and covering his face with his hand .
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November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
An ungloved fungus-nailed chef just served me lunch
Patrick Swayze (RIP) walked like he was holding in a bad poo
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Patrick Swayze (RIP) walked like he was holding in a bad poo
Forcing myself to eat a clementine because some idiot (me) bought a bag of them 😭
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Forcing myself to eat a clementine because some idiot (me) bought a bag of them 😭
The thing is, the song WAS about him
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The thing is, the song WAS about him
My Vicks is older than my Marmite
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My Vicks is older than my Marmite
Can’t believe my baby’s going to be 20 next year.
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can’t believe my baby’s going to be 20 next year.
Like topping up the bath with hot water, but in bed with the hairdryer.
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Like topping up the bath with hot water, but in bed with the hairdryer.
In related news, Al Pacino’s name is Alfredo.
October 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
In related news, Al Pacino’s name is Alfredo.
There a more famous Alan’s than I realised.
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
There a more famous Alan’s than I realised.
Why is Adobe Reader so aggressive opening docs at 400%
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why is Adobe Reader so aggressive opening docs at 400%
I’ve discovered that the toilet cubicle that I use (penultimate one from the end) is the whore cubicle (the one that everyone uses) so I’ve had to choose another one (2nd one in from the beginning) and it doesn’t feel right.
October 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve discovered that the toilet cubicle that I use (penultimate one from the end) is the whore cubicle (the one that everyone uses) so I’ve had to choose another one (2nd one in from the beginning) and it doesn’t feel right.
Gnawing my way through a box of mint Matchmakers
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gnawing my way through a box of mint Matchmakers
Well this made me feel sick
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Well this made me feel sick
Just pretended I didn’t see a huge spider in the kitchen like he was a toddler playing hide and seek.
September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just pretended I didn’t see a huge spider in the kitchen like he was a toddler playing hide and seek.
Don Vito Corleone likes cats so he’s alright with me.
September 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Don Vito Corleone likes cats so he’s alright with me.
Deliberately misunderstanding people with idiotic views
August 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Deliberately misunderstanding people with idiotic views
Yesterday I met a tiny fully grown Chihuahua called Louie who had a disproportionately large schlong.
July 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yesterday I met a tiny fully grown Chihuahua called Louie who had a disproportionately large schlong.
Moorhens have massive feet
July 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Moorhens have massive feet
Well this brought me a little bubble of joy
July 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Well this brought me a little bubble of joy
We can all see you both
July 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We can all see you both
Does this evoke spa treatments or vacuuming eczema off a couch?
July 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Does this evoke spa treatments or vacuuming eczema off a couch?
I’m thoroughly enjoying Murderbot. Anyone else thoroughly enjoying Murderbot?
July 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m thoroughly enjoying Murderbot. Anyone else thoroughly enjoying Murderbot?