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@tidepostin.bsky.social
· Oct 6
incredible that people choose to follow me and be subjected to my posts everyday
ive been told im a great pisser
September 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
ive been told im a great pisser
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i must be cock and balls the way life is torturing me
September 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i must be cock and balls the way life is torturing me
finally some good fucking news
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
finally some good fucking news
eating an entire melon while youre sick actually hits so hard
September 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
eating an entire melon while youre sick actually hits so hard
literally weezing with every breath
September 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
literally weezing with every breath
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im starting to lose hope that skyrim 2 will ever come out
September 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
im starting to lose hope that skyrim 2 will ever come out
how many cigarettes i gotta smoke to get hungover
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
how many cigarettes i gotta smoke to get hungover
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i got grok mpregnant before must could and i made that bitch get an ebortion i dont want no damn half calculator borg kids
August 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i got grok mpregnant before must could and i made that bitch get an ebortion i dont want no damn half calculator borg kids
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edibles are cool but how do i satisfy my oral fixation without sucking on a vape
August 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
edibles are cool but how do i satisfy my oral fixation without sucking on a vape
just ate a gummy 30 mins till i become the maddest reefer
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
just ate a gummy 30 mins till i become the maddest reefer
how come nobody ever tells me i got a nice rack
August 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
how come nobody ever tells me i got a nice rack
idk why people keep sending me mail like im ever gonna open it
August 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
idk why people keep sending me mail like im ever gonna open it
going to work and earning money is for losers
August 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
going to work and earning money is for losers
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is that what i think it is
August 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
is that what i think it is
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everything takes way too fucking long
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
everything takes way too fucking long
really need to learn how to yell at people in spanish
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
really need to learn how to yell at people in spanish
haters tryna squish me like a bug
August 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
haters tryna squish me like a bug
this bike is 78 years old and i think thats neat
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
this bike is 78 years old and i think thats neat
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
theyre salting me like a slug later
August 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
theyre salting me like a slug later
nobody has ever been as sleepy as i am rn
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
nobody has ever been as sleepy as i am rn
really fiending for a nice stash of used dinars
August 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
really fiending for a nice stash of used dinars