Squirrelly Sam
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I do computer stuff for farmers and sometimes for fun. I like to make useful things out of wood.
I do computer stuff for farmers and sometimes for fun. I like to make useful things out of wood.
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Not enough people realize the incumbent vice president of the United States uses a pseudonym.
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Not enough people realize the incumbent vice president of the United States uses a pseudonym.
Literally all of modern American Christianity relies on the concept of never having to interrogate your priors because they're divinely delivered from a book you haven't actually read.
And anybody who disagrees is an amoral idiot
And anybody who disagrees is an amoral idiot
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Literally all of modern American Christianity relies on the concept of never having to interrogate your priors because they're divinely delivered from a book you haven't actually read.
And anybody who disagrees is an amoral idiot
And anybody who disagrees is an amoral idiot
His ancestors, with whom he identifies so thoroughly that he changed his name and religion so as to not be associated with them
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
His ancestors, with whom he identifies so thoroughly that he changed his name and religion so as to not be associated with them
Her appearance has declined sharply in the last year. Looks a lot like signs of alcohol abuse to me, but other than the way she's talking in that clip I have nothing else to support that hypothesis
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Her appearance has declined sharply in the last year. Looks a lot like signs of alcohol abuse to me, but other than the way she's talking in that clip I have nothing else to support that hypothesis
If you didn't learn that during, you're not *really* using your sex robot
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you didn't learn that during, you're not *really* using your sex robot
Almost as if, facing inflation and tariff and trade headwinds and investor pressure to show growth, the companies are cutting costs
a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
Alt: Pam from the office says they're the same picture
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Almost as if, facing inflation and tariff and trade headwinds and investor pressure to show growth, the companies are cutting costs
In fairness a lot of Gen x didn't survive the 80s either
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In fairness a lot of Gen x didn't survive the 80s either
Secretary of WAR Santa
Is this anything
Is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Secretary of WAR Santa
Is this anything
Is this anything
In fairness I *also* thought I was someone else.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In fairness I *also* thought I was someone else.
Yes but how does that make you feel
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes but how does that make you feel
Guilty as charged
*Throws pocket sand and disappears into the forest*
*Throws pocket sand and disappears into the forest*
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Guilty as charged
*Throws pocket sand and disappears into the forest*
*Throws pocket sand and disappears into the forest*
ONLY A LITTLE?!?!?
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ONLY A LITTLE?!?!?
It's possible. I don't care if she won't own up to any responsibility for it, guilty in either case
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's possible. I don't care if she won't own up to any responsibility for it, guilty in either case
Quickly parlayed the clip into a podcast following, then did a memecoin crypto rug pull - maybe not really her fault - and disappeared for a while, taking zero accountability.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Quickly parlayed the clip into a podcast following, then did a memecoin crypto rug pull - maybe not really her fault - and disappeared for a while, taking zero accountability.
Ranch is spreadable by default. 🤷🏼♂️
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ranch is spreadable by default. 🤷🏼♂️
Melt a stick of butter, stir in a packet of hvr, and stick it in your fridge.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Melt a stick of butter, stir in a packet of hvr, and stick it in your fridge.
Yeah but nobody likes jd so nobody cares what he thinks. Trump's opionion carries weight with like 20-25% of voters
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Yeah but nobody likes jd so nobody cares what he thinks. Trump's opionion carries weight with like 20-25% of voters
Mmm unlocking the infinite possibilities of right now. Bold move.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Mmm unlocking the infinite possibilities of right now. Bold move.
The real question is, how do you keep them cool? Not thermally, I mean, how do you keep them *cool* because like they can't smoke or shoplift or anything.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The real question is, how do you keep them cool? Not thermally, I mean, how do you keep them *cool* because like they can't smoke or shoplift or anything.
Gonna have to dock your pay for this one.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Gonna have to dock your pay for this one.
Have you considered spending some of your time writing well-researched thought pieces for a major publication?
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Have you considered spending some of your time writing well-researched thought pieces for a major publication?