Fondue Forks
@throckey.bsky.social
Aspiring failure, grandfather, and fondue fan.
Oooh! Paperback wasps!
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oooh! Paperback wasps!
Oh man, good idea. I have so many of those. (the wire loops and the washers)
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh man, good idea. I have so many of those. (the wire loops and the washers)
Freud was a little weird...
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Freud was a little weird...
There are multiple masculinities.
There's the trash-talking competitive cameraderie masculinity typically seen in buddy cop movies.
There's the patiently teaching mentor masculinity.
There's the impatiently man-splaining menstruation moron masculinity.
Men are many kinds of dumb.
There's the trash-talking competitive cameraderie masculinity typically seen in buddy cop movies.
There's the patiently teaching mentor masculinity.
There's the impatiently man-splaining menstruation moron masculinity.
Men are many kinds of dumb.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There are multiple masculinities.
There's the trash-talking competitive cameraderie masculinity typically seen in buddy cop movies.
There's the patiently teaching mentor masculinity.
There's the impatiently man-splaining menstruation moron masculinity.
Men are many kinds of dumb.
There's the trash-talking competitive cameraderie masculinity typically seen in buddy cop movies.
There's the patiently teaching mentor masculinity.
There's the impatiently man-splaining menstruation moron masculinity.
Men are many kinds of dumb.
I'm somewhat amused by misreading you statement and imagining writing that is driven solely by sexual impulses that cannot be explained or controlled.
However there is a class of masculinity that when observed, displays a lack of interiority and is driven solely by sexual impulses.
However there is a class of masculinity that when observed, displays a lack of interiority and is driven solely by sexual impulses.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm somewhat amused by misreading you statement and imagining writing that is driven solely by sexual impulses that cannot be explained or controlled.
However there is a class of masculinity that when observed, displays a lack of interiority and is driven solely by sexual impulses.
However there is a class of masculinity that when observed, displays a lack of interiority and is driven solely by sexual impulses.
This is fucking awesome!
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is fucking awesome!
Well, good luck with that, FIFA.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Well, good luck with that, FIFA.
Can we put a tariff on prayers?
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Can we put a tariff on prayers?
They may have a fresh set of downs, but they still have to advance the ball.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They may have a fresh set of downs, but they still have to advance the ball.
What is this "bisexual mullet?"
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What is this "bisexual mullet?"
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
They should probably focus on naming themselves something less lame than "Major League Soccer."
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They should probably focus on naming themselves something less lame than "Major League Soccer."
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
I want everything, all the time. If we have to score 11 goals a game to win all the time, then that's what we need to do.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want everything, all the time. If we have to score 11 goals a game to win all the time, then that's what we need to do.
Cauliflower is edible.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cauliflower is edible.
And Cody. We got some guys.
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
And Cody. We got some guys.
That's who I was thinking of, but I never got to see him play.
Also Baker-Whiting.
Also Baker-Whiting.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That's who I was thinking of, but I never got to see him play.
Also Baker-Whiting.
Also Baker-Whiting.
I think we definitely need at least one new elite level guy on the back line. 60 game seasons are alot for guys like Yeimar and really even Alex. It would be good to get more of our homegrowns into the rotation, cause guys need high level experience to become high level players.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think we definitely need at least one new elite level guy on the back line. 60 game seasons are alot for guys like Yeimar and really even Alex. It would be good to get more of our homegrowns into the rotation, cause guys need high level experience to become high level players.
Who needs a dominatrix when you have the Sounders?
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who needs a dominatrix when you have the Sounders?
I think we mainly have to get clinical with our finishing. I don't know how many times we had the Minnesota defense completely undressed and could not get the ball in the goal.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think we mainly have to get clinical with our finishing. I don't know how many times we had the Minnesota defense completely undressed and could not get the ball in the goal.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
I've had a couple of Burga cases for my android (s). They are nice looking and work well.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I've had a couple of Burga cases for my android (s). They are nice looking and work well.
Who are Dixit and Bingle? They sound like elves who couldn't make it at Santa's workshop.
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Who are Dixit and Bingle? They sound like elves who couldn't make it at Santa's workshop.
It's like when a pole vaulter gets confused by daylight savings time and vaults into the ground instead of into the sky.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's like when a pole vaulter gets confused by daylight savings time and vaults into the ground instead of into the sky.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
Of course the Rite Aid, where I used to get the shots, does not exist, nor does any Rite Aid, anywhere exist, because the whole corporation is gone.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Of course the Rite Aid, where I used to get the shots, does not exist, nor does any Rite Aid, anywhere exist, because the whole corporation is gone.