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THRILLEX!
@thrillex.bsky.social
Writer for @SegaManiaMagazine and formally Sega Force Mega (RIP)

Podcaster on @winnerisyoupod, @vghof and @gearsintel

Fully COYS

This game is great and all I've done is enter my name!
Still, the level of shit gaming placements doesn’t equate to the quality of the show.

Tony fuggin’ Soprano playing Mario Kart 64 one-handed and repeatedly smashing the Start button is an all-timer gaming whiff in an all-timer show.
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Phase Zero pipped BIRDCAGE for my demo of the year. This is shaping up to be the best Resi clone ever.
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Balatroooooo!
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
AAAAAAAAH! It’s so scary…

The notion of you not voting Luigi’s Mansion for the Video Game Hall of Fame, I mean.

Do it.

Do it now!

#LuigisMansion #Spooky #Halloween #Spooktober #Nintendo #GameSky
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone tell me not to buy this. Please, tell me not to buy this. Otherwise I’m gonna buy this. I shouldn’t buy this, though. Tell me not to buy this.
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Gaming has lost one of its true rockstars, and in a year where his greatest achievement was back in the public consciousness. What a legend.

Ninja Gaiden Black will forever be the GOAT. RIP.
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Let’s do something symbolic on a Friday. I’ve had this lanyard since Gamescom 2018. Had my work pass on it for over three years. I’m not walking round promoting trash, I’ll just put it in the trash where Game Pass belongs.

Was so good while it lasted. #CancelGamePass #Xbox
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Lads, we did it. We finally did it.

This game absolutely rules.

#Nintendo #N64
September 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
There were so many bangers in this draft. SotN, Ridge Racer Type 4, Time Crisis 2, Monkey Ball, OutRun 2, Chrono Trigger, Bust-A-Move 3, Sin and Punishment, Ikaruga, Gunstar, Metal Slug, Bomberman '94... and hey, I just tried out Elevator Action Returns and love it! Quality, quality content.
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’M SORRY MATTHEW!
I’M SORRY SHU!
😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
This required maths to sort out.
1 point by default per pick, 2 if you picked the best game, -1 if you picked the worst game. Samuel for me purely because he never picked the worst one. He also had the best steal.

Yes, I am currently seeking pyschiatric help about this. Amazing episode.
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Well this is an utterly gorgeous zine. You absolute baller, @ultrabrilliant.xyz
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Fine! I don’t need your stinkin’ arcade anyway, DFDS, you shower of bastards!
August 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Why is it that it’s always the arcade game you want to play the most that’s the only one not working? DFDS ferries, you have let me and the rest of the Squad down.

This was made worse by not being able to see the screen was off until after I’d shouted “AAAAAH YES!” and legged it over like a twat.
August 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Everyone with integrity and self-respect: Nintendo, you’re insane if you think anyone will pay £8 for a fucking console instruction manual that should’ve been a free pack-in.

Nintendo: Hold my toasted marshmallow…
August 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not everyone walks away from taking their daughter to a horse sanctuary while on a family holiday in Norfolk with a copy of Dynasty Warriors 6 for £2, but then not everyone is as handsome or charitable to rescued horses as me are they?
August 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It would seem that money and air transport still can’t get you any real actors to come to South Korea. Squid Game Season 3 is still just pulling westerners off the street, feeding them lines written by 1000 apes with 2 typewriters, a Spirograph and some chalk, and letting them crash and burn. Awful.
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nobody will be able to give me a convincing argument as to why digital games don’t unlock at 00:00 on release day. I could walk into a shop and buy the disc (if it has one) right now. F this nonsense. #Robocop #RogueCity
July 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Was a hot one today, so going all Sega at work felt like the right thing to do.
July 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I made something to describe the experience of playing Rematch in a nutshell...
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Playing Rematch be like...

#Rematch #SloClap #PS5 #Xbox #GameSky
July 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Yakuza 6: Song of Life ✅ Amazing game.

So that’s 0; Kiwami; Kiwami 2; 3, 4, and 5 Remastered; 6; LAD (7); Ishiin; Dead Souls; Judgment; and Lost Judgment all beaten.

It’s been steady progress over 10 years (more than 1 beaten per year). Three more to go to catch up. Next: Gaiden.

#RGG #GameSky
June 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
What I hate about Rematch

If you can go the whole game and not pass the ball ONCE then I hope the next time you make a tea you pour in the milk and it curdles, so you have to waste water to refill and boil the kettle to make another one, except you can’t because that was the last of the milk. Dick.
June 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
What I love about Rematch. Man, what a feeling!

Foot like a traction engine. The keeper has football pie all over his shirt.
June 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Played Rematch with @supersmillie.bsky.social until 1am.

Went to bed and dreamt about Rematch.

Woke up and can’t stop thinking about Rematch.

I really like Rematch.
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM