Thread Count Dracula
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Overeducated liberal chef. Low tolerance for hate and ignorance. Perpetual hornball. Trying to be more accepting of myself. Peach State. 46. Burgeoning Orc Bear.
A few things for our upcoming drag brunch. Bear claws, Twink staches (croissant) and a rainbow themed cake (decorated by our pastry chef)
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A few things for our upcoming drag brunch. Bear claws, Twink staches (croissant) and a rainbow themed cake (decorated by our pastry chef)
Just once I wish a guy would rub and suck my toes at the gym. Then take him in the shower and pound him out...
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just once I wish a guy would rub and suck my toes at the gym. Then take him in the shower and pound him out...
Hey Bluebs, it's been a minute. Meant to post this awhile ago, but here it is.
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey Bluebs, it's been a minute. Meant to post this awhile ago, but here it is.
Babysitting my sister's cat for the past two weeks. She's usually very aloof and might let me pet her for a few seconds but she must be attention starved because today she got up on the table and wanted to climb on my shoulder. Then demanded 30 mins of pets
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Babysitting my sister's cat for the past two weeks. She's usually very aloof and might let me pet her for a few seconds but she must be attention starved because today she got up on the table and wanted to climb on my shoulder. Then demanded 30 mins of pets
What in the Strawberry Shortcake Hell is going on here, SJP?
May 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What in the Strawberry Shortcake Hell is going on here, SJP?
A little more for #Fatcockfriday. Hope you enjoy
April 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A little more for #Fatcockfriday. Hope you enjoy
I swear these are two different pictures taken a couple minutes apart but I can't tell them apart. Anyway, I like the way I look in a selfie for once so I'm posting them.
March 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I swear these are two different pictures taken a couple minutes apart but I can't tell them apart. Anyway, I like the way I look in a selfie for once so I'm posting them.
Feeling unfuckable lately as no one ever commits around here. Just got my hair cut. Tell me I'm pretty...and maybe send nudes.
March 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Feeling unfuckable lately as no one ever commits around here. Just got my hair cut. Tell me I'm pretty...and maybe send nudes.
A query for my UK friends. I read that this pudding was a delicious nostalgic treat for you guys. It's awful. It tastes like bland rice cooked in milk. No flavor otherwise and barely any sweetness. Cinnamon made it almost palatable. Do you really like this? If so, please try Kozy Shack
March 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A query for my UK friends. I read that this pudding was a delicious nostalgic treat for you guys. It's awful. It tastes like bland rice cooked in milk. No flavor otherwise and barely any sweetness. Cinnamon made it almost palatable. Do you really like this? If so, please try Kozy Shack
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I love going to the supermarket and each week it looks more like communist Russia. Take a look at this, guys. It's only going to get worse...
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I love going to the supermarket and each week it looks more like communist Russia. Take a look at this, guys. It's only going to get worse...
Last time I hung out with my friend he asked me for a foot massage, then he wanted to massage me in return...
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
January 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Last time I hung out with my friend he asked me for a foot massage, then he wanted to massage me in return...
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
I got caught up and forgot to post this. Happy Tumescent Tuesday. And yes, I usually cum a lot...
January 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I got caught up and forgot to post this. Happy Tumescent Tuesday. And yes, I usually cum a lot...
Since you all enjoyed that last post, here's a little taste of me playing with my friend...
January 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Since you all enjoyed that last post, here's a little taste of me playing with my friend...
January 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
December 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
It's been a long time
Shouldn't have left you
Without some dope porn to bate to...
Happy Thick Dick Thursday! My first video, share of you like.
Shouldn't have left you
Without some dope porn to bate to...
Happy Thick Dick Thursday! My first video, share of you like.
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 AM
It's been a long time
Shouldn't have left you
Without some dope porn to bate to...
Happy Thick Dick Thursday! My first video, share of you like.
Shouldn't have left you
Without some dope porn to bate to...
Happy Thick Dick Thursday! My first video, share of you like.
What Americans need now, more than ever!
November 25, 2024 at 1:28 AM
What Americans need now, more than ever!
Meant to post this yesterday but fell asleep way early. Just two cocks fatting on a Friday...
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Meant to post this yesterday but fell asleep way early. Just two cocks fatting on a Friday...