Thread Count Dracula
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Overeducated liberal chef. Low tolerance for hate and ignorance. Perpetual hornball. Trying to be more accepting of myself. Peach State. 46. Burgeoning Orc Bear.
Chances are there's an election in your area this week. No matter what it is, get out and vote. With as ridiculous as the political situation in this country is, small shit matters. I just voted on regulators for state power. Hopefully it will help...
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Chances are there's an election in your area this week. No matter what it is, get out and vote. With as ridiculous as the political situation in this country is, small shit matters. I just voted on regulators for state power. Hopefully it will help...
A few things for our upcoming drag brunch. Bear claws, Twink staches (croissant) and a rainbow themed cake (decorated by our pastry chef)
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A few things for our upcoming drag brunch. Bear claws, Twink staches (croissant) and a rainbow themed cake (decorated by our pastry chef)
Just once I wish a guy would rub and suck my toes at the gym. Then take him in the shower and pound him out...
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just once I wish a guy would rub and suck my toes at the gym. Then take him in the shower and pound him out...
Dear Lord,
There are so many assholes that need smiting right now. Could you maybe leave Dolly Parton alone till we see our way out of this mess? Pretty please!
There are so many assholes that need smiting right now. Could you maybe leave Dolly Parton alone till we see our way out of this mess? Pretty please!
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dear Lord,
There are so many assholes that need smiting right now. Could you maybe leave Dolly Parton alone till we see our way out of this mess? Pretty please!
There are so many assholes that need smiting right now. Could you maybe leave Dolly Parton alone till we see our way out of this mess? Pretty please!
Why do guys hide chest pics behind a warning? It's totally considered socially acceptable to show your furry titty shelf. I wish it was the same for the ladies. Free those puppies!
October 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why do guys hide chest pics behind a warning? It's totally considered socially acceptable to show your furry titty shelf. I wish it was the same for the ladies. Free those puppies!
2.5 weeks ago I got unceremoniously fired from my job. When I say there wasn't a real reason and when I asked about it the "reasons"were so general they could be said about anyone breathing. Anyway, it was deeply upsetting but I started a new job last week and it's going great so far!
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
2.5 weeks ago I got unceremoniously fired from my job. When I say there wasn't a real reason and when I asked about it the "reasons"were so general they could be said about anyone breathing. Anyway, it was deeply upsetting but I started a new job last week and it's going great so far!
Hey Bluebs, it's been a minute. Meant to post this awhile ago, but here it is.
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey Bluebs, it's been a minute. Meant to post this awhile ago, but here it is.
About a week ago I found out that Tom Sawyer's Island and the Liberty Belle were being closed and replaced at Disney World. I haven't thought about it in years (last visit 2012) but always knew it was there. Watching vids about it brought back really old memories of exploring the area with my dad.
July 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
About a week ago I found out that Tom Sawyer's Island and the Liberty Belle were being closed and replaced at Disney World. I haven't thought about it in years (last visit 2012) but always knew it was there. Watching vids about it brought back really old memories of exploring the area with my dad.
Babysitting my sister's cat for the past two weeks. She's usually very aloof and might let me pet her for a few seconds but she must be attention starved because today she got up on the table and wanted to climb on my shoulder. Then demanded 30 mins of pets
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Babysitting my sister's cat for the past two weeks. She's usually very aloof and might let me pet her for a few seconds but she must be attention starved because today she got up on the table and wanted to climb on my shoulder. Then demanded 30 mins of pets
What in the Strawberry Shortcake Hell is going on here, SJP?
May 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What in the Strawberry Shortcake Hell is going on here, SJP?
Watching a video with Adam Richman. He still looks fantastic (now that he's a big beefy boy again). But the terrible dye job on his hair and beard...
May 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Watching a video with Adam Richman. He still looks fantastic (now that he's a big beefy boy again). But the terrible dye job on his hair and beard...
Gotta love it when guys play games online, you call them out on it, then try to turn it around and gaslight you...and then block you. Cunt, what?
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gotta love it when guys play games online, you call them out on it, then try to turn it around and gaslight you...and then block you. Cunt, what?
The Pope meets with Vance and is now dead? Sounds sus...
April 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The Pope meets with Vance and is now dead? Sounds sus...
A little more for #Fatcockfriday. Hope you enjoy
April 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A little more for #Fatcockfriday. Hope you enjoy
I swear these are two different pictures taken a couple minutes apart but I can't tell them apart. Anyway, I like the way I look in a selfie for once so I'm posting them.
March 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I swear these are two different pictures taken a couple minutes apart but I can't tell them apart. Anyway, I like the way I look in a selfie for once so I'm posting them.
Feeling unfuckable lately as no one ever commits around here. Just got my hair cut. Tell me I'm pretty...and maybe send nudes.
March 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Feeling unfuckable lately as no one ever commits around here. Just got my hair cut. Tell me I'm pretty...and maybe send nudes.
A query for my UK friends. I read that this pudding was a delicious nostalgic treat for you guys. It's awful. It tastes like bland rice cooked in milk. No flavor otherwise and barely any sweetness. Cinnamon made it almost palatable. Do you really like this? If so, please try Kozy Shack
March 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A query for my UK friends. I read that this pudding was a delicious nostalgic treat for you guys. It's awful. It tastes like bland rice cooked in milk. No flavor otherwise and barely any sweetness. Cinnamon made it almost palatable. Do you really like this? If so, please try Kozy Shack
Oh, great. I'm about to officially fire someone for the first time.
February 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh, great. I'm about to officially fire someone for the first time.
Gimme your top 5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don’t think too hard, we know it’s your top picks for today and that might change. Just go!
Burning Up
Deeper and Deeper
Live to Tell
Dress You Up
Girl Gone Wild
Burning Up
Deeper and Deeper
Live to Tell
Dress You Up
Girl Gone Wild
Gimme your top 5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don’t think too hard, we know it’s your top picks for today and that might change. Just go!
Borderline
Secret
Deeper and Deeper
Crazy for You
Get Together
Borderline
Secret
Deeper and Deeper
Crazy for You
Get Together
Gimme your top 5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don’t think too hard, we know it’s your top picks for today and that might change. Just go!
Like a Prayer
Ray of Light
Fever
Express Yourself
Papa Don’t Preach
Like a Prayer
Ray of Light
Fever
Express Yourself
Papa Don’t Preach
February 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Gimme your top 5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don’t think too hard, we know it’s your top picks for today and that might change. Just go!
Burning Up
Deeper and Deeper
Live to Tell
Dress You Up
Girl Gone Wild
Burning Up
Deeper and Deeper
Live to Tell
Dress You Up
Girl Gone Wild
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I love going to the supermarket and each week it looks more like communist Russia. Take a look at this, guys. It's only going to get worse...
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I love going to the supermarket and each week it looks more like communist Russia. Take a look at this, guys. It's only going to get worse...
Last time I hung out with my friend he asked me for a foot massage, then he wanted to massage me in return...
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
January 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Last time I hung out with my friend he asked me for a foot massage, then he wanted to massage me in return...
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf
#bear #footjob #footfetish #fcf