much less shitty version that conveys the sheer scale of the thing better

Exactly, but people have a hard time deciphering this.

Or he primaries Schumer and the both of them lose to AOC or something.

True, but Hasan doesn’t bring half as much the ire of certain voters as the Cum Town guys. Like he’s a lightning rod of controversy but in a way different to like, Nick Mullen.

Damn right he’s a lover. He loves his city and his haters, even you!

"Yes, if I could go back in time I would in-fact act exactly dumb as I am now. Why do you ask?"

They can’t even give proper congratulations to Mamdani.

She’s somehow doing more to mess with Trump than Schumer or Jeffries. Fascinating.