thousandaire.bsky.social
@thousandaire.bsky.social
Real weird when the chuds emerge from the Twitter caves into the outside world. This woman is not well, and worse, she's not funny.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Deep cut
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What is he even doing? He’s nailing cheap ground stakes to a nice gate, and the will have nowhere to anchor at the bottom.

If he’s trying to keep animals / kids from getting through, he should simply use his multiple millions of dollars to buy a tighter gate.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cube looks so, so tired
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ken Klip just released his hounds
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There is a $220 statue of Jared in Tron:Ares and I’d bet you could fit everyone who buys one in a portable toilet (and we should).
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pattinson from the top rope!
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You could simply have said nothing at all.
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposted
Everyone knows this except the people it concerns but anyone who thinks Star Trek is too woke fundamentally understands the concept of the shows. They are merely the ones with the fullest diapers
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Hail the heros (sic) of the Revolution!”
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
For getting Sondheim his Oscar, it was worth it alone!
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Great I have three months to prepare to not give a shit
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I always imagined my TNG figures were in a Konami 4-player arcade beat-em-up, despite knowing even at that age that it flew in the face of the whole point of Star Trek.

Picard had a phaser, Worf his bat'leth, Data barehanded because he's strong, and Riker with his trombone.
October 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just the hair carrying off those toxins
October 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Age is just a number, Phil!
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Phil, when you were 57 (in 2008), did you consider yourself to be "midlife?"
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Find more joy in life my friend. My best to you. Good luck!
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My theory is that he was killed by the guy who shot him with a gun.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Maximum suey eyes
September 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I refuse to believe this
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He has the eyes of the withered old man who whispers one last, haunted warning to the protagonist before dying
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I can't believe the "Ruin Johnson" crowd made it to Bluesky.
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Did a gay porn DVD cover guy do some freelancing?
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM