Thotful Remarks
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Thotful Remarks
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There’s gotta be more to life than making a profit this quarter to impress the shareholders
March 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Super cool how bodies go “ugh, we hate mold” and then they give you an excessive amount of phlegm about it
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
me trying to digest my christmas eve meal before my mom brings out more dessert
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
IMPORTANT TRAVEL TIP: Be sure to remove your full size dvd player from your carryon luggage at any TSA checkpoint. They have a dedicated conveyor belt that will take it back to 2008 for you
December 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Someone I knew busted out the “why are you disregarding my personal experiences?” line last night in defense of their racism last night 😬

The two people from one race you had a bad experience with doesn’t justify disliking a whole group…?
December 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The hardest part about going home for the holidays is remembering all your roommate’s passwords to streaming services
December 18, 2024 at 1:41 AM