Mark Thomas
@thomven.bsky.social
Sarcastic, Trump despising, Atheist.
They’re now using a paint roller to redact files!!
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They’re now using a paint roller to redact files!!
”JD this is Erica. God made me horney. Can you stop by?”
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
”JD this is Erica. God made me horney. Can you stop by?”
I’m dreaming of a last Christmas for you know who!!
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m dreaming of a last Christmas for you know who!!
Looks to me that Mother Nature is about to redact Trump on her own!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Looks to me that Mother Nature is about to redact Trump on her own!!
Since he’s adding his name to things I suggest Trump-Rikers Island could work well.
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Since he’s adding his name to things I suggest Trump-Rikers Island could work well.
Regarding Trump’s wellbeing; I’m concerned that he might stay alive!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Regarding Trump’s wellbeing; I’m concerned that he might stay alive!!
Wow!! Trump stayed awake for 18 minutes!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wow!! Trump stayed awake for 18 minutes!!!!!
The only thing missing from last night’s speech was a Nazi salute at the end!
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only thing missing from last night’s speech was a Nazi salute at the end!
Can’t wait to see what SNL does with that “speech!”
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can’t wait to see what SNL does with that “speech!”
‘Twas the week Before Christmas and all through the House, Repubs are saying ”get rid of the louse.” Mikey oh Mikey you’re a goner my boy. Fo the rest of us, there will only be joy!!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
‘Twas the week Before Christmas and all through the House, Repubs are saying ”get rid of the louse.” Mikey oh Mikey you’re a goner my boy. Fo the rest of us, there will only be joy!!!
Sorry Vlad your boy is losing!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sorry Vlad your boy is losing!!
Just wondering which end of the new ballroom will the throne be at??
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just wondering which end of the new ballroom will the throne be at??
WOW!!! Someone just suggested introducing “sensible gun control!” Wow, I would have never thought of that!! That should do the trick. Any day now!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
WOW!!! Someone just suggested introducing “sensible gun control!” Wow, I would have never thought of that!! That should do the trick. Any day now!!!!
Trump’s new East Wing is going to be a Dacha in Moscow!! DASVIDANIYA Asshole!!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Trump’s new East Wing is going to be a Dacha in Moscow!! DASVIDANIYA Asshole!!!
Trump cancels Constitution, says it’s unconstitutional.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trump cancels Constitution, says it’s unconstitutional.
Not only does Hegseth need to be fired he needs to be arrested on murder charges!
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Not only does Hegseth need to be fired he needs to be arrested on murder charges!
Wel the good news Peety is that you can start drinking again!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wel the good news Peety is that you can start drinking again!!
I think that they doing the “Weekend at Bernie’s” thing with Trump!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think that they doing the “Weekend at Bernie’s” thing with Trump!!
TRUMP IS A X PRESIDENT
THEN HE’LL BE AN XX PRESIDENT
AFTER HE IS AN XXX PRESIDENT!
THEN HE’LL BE AN XX PRESIDENT
AFTER HE IS AN XXX PRESIDENT!
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
TRUMP IS A X PRESIDENT
THEN HE’LL BE AN XX PRESIDENT
AFTER HE IS AN XXX PRESIDENT!
THEN HE’LL BE AN XX PRESIDENT
AFTER HE IS AN XXX PRESIDENT!
Hegseth spares Venezuelan speed boat carrying Rum!
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hegseth spares Venezuelan speed boat carrying Rum!
A toast to Donald Trump’s last Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A toast to Donald Trump’s last Thanksgiving.
Kristi Noem’s cash stolen from last trick!!
April 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Kristi Noem’s cash stolen from last trick!!
Trump blames Jerome Powell for Pope’s death.
April 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Trump blames Jerome Powell for Pope’s death.