Mark Thomas
@thomven.bsky.social
Sarcastic, Trump despising, Atheist.
Child rapist handed No-Ball Prize!!
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Child rapist handed No-Ball Prize!!
Everyone should send Trump an old trophy!! I’m thinking of sending an old bowling award I got in the sixth grade!!’ Cover him up!!!
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Everyone should send Trump an old trophy!! I’m thinking of sending an old bowling award I got in the sixth grade!!’ Cover him up!!!
I’ve always wondered what it would be like having an insane lunatic for president.
Now I know!!
Now I know!!
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I’ve always wondered what it would be like having an insane lunatic for president.
Now I know!!
Now I know!!
HE’S DEAD!!
Sorry, just practicing.
Sorry, just practicing.
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
HE’S DEAD!!
Sorry, just practicing.
Sorry, just practicing.
We al know that Trump thinks big. He can’t be satisfied with just the citizens of the US hating him but now the rest of the planet!! He must be overjoyed!!!
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We al know that Trump thinks big. He can’t be satisfied with just the citizens of the US hating him but now the rest of the planet!! He must be overjoyed!!!
I wonder if any of Trump’s cabinet members know what happened at Nuremberg??
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I wonder if any of Trump’s cabinet members know what happened at Nuremberg??
Maduro’s defense is that he only raped children so he should be pardoned and set free.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Maduro’s defense is that he only raped children so he should be pardoned and set free.
Nice try Donny Boy!! The files are still coming!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Nice try Donny Boy!! The files are still coming!!
Trump is very simple to understand. What ever he says, think opposite.
His health for instance.
His health for instance.
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Trump is very simple to understand. What ever he says, think opposite.
His health for instance.
His health for instance.
Here’s to RFK Jr. succumbing to measles!!! Bye asshole!!!’
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Here’s to RFK Jr. succumbing to measles!!! Bye asshole!!!’
I suggest a golden straight jacket would be apropos!
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I suggest a golden straight jacket would be apropos!
It’s amazing how much one man can fuck up!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s amazing how much one man can fuck up!!
They’re now using a paint roller to redact files!!
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They’re now using a paint roller to redact files!!
”JD this is Erica. God made me horney. Can you stop by?”
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
”JD this is Erica. God made me horney. Can you stop by?”
I’m dreaming of a last Christmas for you know who!!
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m dreaming of a last Christmas for you know who!!
Looks to me that Mother Nature is about to redact Trump on her own!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Looks to me that Mother Nature is about to redact Trump on her own!!
Since he’s adding his name to things I suggest Trump-Rikers Island could work well.
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Since he’s adding his name to things I suggest Trump-Rikers Island could work well.
Regarding Trump’s wellbeing; I’m concerned that he might stay alive!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Regarding Trump’s wellbeing; I’m concerned that he might stay alive!!
Wow!! Trump stayed awake for 18 minutes!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wow!! Trump stayed awake for 18 minutes!!!!!
The only thing missing from last night’s speech was a Nazi salute at the end!
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only thing missing from last night’s speech was a Nazi salute at the end!
Can’t wait to see what SNL does with that “speech!”
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can’t wait to see what SNL does with that “speech!”
‘Twas the week Before Christmas and all through the House, Repubs are saying ”get rid of the louse.” Mikey oh Mikey you’re a goner my boy. Fo the rest of us, there will only be joy!!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
‘Twas the week Before Christmas and all through the House, Repubs are saying ”get rid of the louse.” Mikey oh Mikey you’re a goner my boy. Fo the rest of us, there will only be joy!!!
Sorry Vlad your boy is losing!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sorry Vlad your boy is losing!!
Just wondering which end of the new ballroom will the throne be at??
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just wondering which end of the new ballroom will the throne be at??