Thom Turner
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Thom Turner
@thomt19.bsky.social
Harbinger of Pizza. Destroyer of Couch Cushions. O's, Ravens, Arsenal, Wrexham,Terps fan.
If you played your cards right you could have anal villainy next to each other.
August 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I don't know the timing, but to me it seems like you went from appearing with @dannybkelly.bsky.social and @dannyheifetz.bsky.social to Seth Meyers. Maybe the biggest step up ever?
August 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Good luck with your business transactions.
August 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you win that game, do you get song rights back for Willie Dixon?
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They've busted the last few years. Now it's time for a happy ending.
July 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Jennifers first.
June 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gerg. Because it probably was a name in 20,000 BC.
May 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He also graduated from Villanova. So maybe Ozzie Guillen and Rollie get sainted.
May 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Not before Rollie Massimino.
May 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Try rawdogging an entire Conclave, DK.
May 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Can't wait until he gets blinded by the sun.
May 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I assume he can throw 3-4 innings if needed.
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Happy Anniversary!
April 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gonna have to win like the 2000 Ravens. Could be pretty nasty.
April 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Seth McFarland looks like hell.
April 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM