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Thom Turner
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Harbinger of Pizza. Destroyer of Couch Cushions. O's, Ravens, Arsenal, Wrexham,Terps fan.
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Did Mallory Rubin or anyone else point out that Clanker is almost 20 years old, from Clone Wars?
September 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
JC Penney post game? What? They still exist?
September 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Zach Ertz catches and runs for a TD. You have previously described his play as similar to Adele. Would you like to amend your previous statements?
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
They're still riding bikes? They're 30. This is not Holland.
First poster for the final season of 'Stranger Things'

Trailer drops tomorrow
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social You should definitely watch the Archer Monaco Grand Prix episode (S2, E11) to see how it compares.
May 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Marvel wants ALL of the Han Solos this year.
From STAR WARS to the MCU….

Alden Ehrenreich in SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY and the new MCU series IRONHEART.
May 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Pretty sure the Ringer NFL show are energy vampires. The Ringer NFL Draft Show/Fantasy Football Show are the opposite. Thanks, @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
for not draining me like Andrew Berry.

Is Colin Robinson the EP for those guys?
April 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social

Milroe, thoughts?
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
@kentremendous.bsky.social

Somebody owes you some money.
April 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I guess bananas are going to cost $11 a piece now.
a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The Pink Panther movies are the best.
April 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Kevin Brown with an Oasis reference for Soto's K of Duran. #Orioles
April 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social

Solak is not impressed with your guy.
March 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
That'll do it.
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
March 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I grew up believing that if there were an autocratic government that needed overthrowing, the Beatles would save you with music. What artists are capable of that now? Doechii? Kendrick? Billy Strings? Or does Ringo need to mess some stuff up?
March 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Thom Turner
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
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February 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Love the Elbow shout out. Check out their song Grounds for Divorce. You might recognize it from Captain Morgan commercials like 8-10 years ago. Great song.
January 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you want to see some fantastic classical piano with a sense of humor, check out Cateen on YouTube. The man is incredible and funny.
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The Anti-Get Back
So our newest Music Box film is called “Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary” — watch it right now on HBO and Max. It’s good!
November 30, 2024 at 7:02 PM
4-0! West Ham, what are you doing?
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Wordle 1,255 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 25, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Vinny from My Blue Heaven voice:

There's enough of us here to start a crime wave.
November 12, 2024 at 12:47 AM
December 14, 2023 at 4:11 PM