Thom LaZucchina
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Thom LaZucchina
@thomlazucchina.bsky.social
Big-ish dicked reluctant bear-ish type. 50. “Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive. I want to wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive.” 18+ only.

Buffalo-ish, NY
I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now.

Proposed captions…

1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?)

2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you?

Retweet for #1, Like for #2

#chunky
September 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sure. Here you go…
August 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Boxers!
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
August 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Here you go…
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?
August 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Happy Birthday!
July 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Here you go…
June 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
There are three or four guys I follow on here that I am increasingly suspicious might not actually exist as human beings in any traditional sense. Anyone else experiencing this? Not talking about that one guy that runs all his pics through a carwash of filters and AI.

Sunny cock pic for attention
June 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here you go…
June 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Maybe…
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here you go…
June 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Right now - about a minute ago. This humidity has my bush bushing the fuck out. Drenched. Wish I had a friendly mouth nearby (I never say shit like this. Can’t pull off the vibe at all.) #FCF
June 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Enjoying all of your 🍆🍆🍆 while I water the 🍆🍆🍆. Here’s a recent pic of my other 🍆🍆🍆.
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
HBD!
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
June 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
June 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I haven’t taken a pic with some cute boxers in quite a while. #FCF
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here you go, doll. Sound up for the full effect.
June 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Current favorite
June 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Is anybody watching Overcompensating? I have thoughts.

Cock pics for engagement.
May 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Curved #FCF
May 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Veins
May 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM