Thom LaZucchina
@thomlazucchina.bsky.social
Big-ish dicked reluctant bear-ish type. 50. “Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive. I want to wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive.” 18+ only.
Buffalo-ish, NY
Buffalo-ish, NY
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Share your top favorite pics of your hog!!!
This should probably start going around again, right?
New-ish middle-aged fear/anxiety - being strangled in the night by my CPAP hose.
Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.
Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
New-ish middle-aged fear/anxiety - being strangled in the night by my CPAP hose.
Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.
Speaking of hoses, here’s a pic of…nah, even I can’t make contextual leap.
I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?
This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.
Some guy(?) in my tiny little town is using pictures of Zach Wilson for his profile on grindr, and I have so many questions, but I’m going to restrain myself from engaging.
September 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.
Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.
August 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.
Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF
Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?
August 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?
I’ve had the song Jump In The River on frequent rotation for 35+ years, but the lyric “like the times we did it so hard there was blood on the wall” still elicits a bit of a “holy shit” whenever I hear it.
July 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I’ve had the song Jump In The River on frequent rotation for 35+ years, but the lyric “like the times we did it so hard there was blood on the wall” still elicits a bit of a “holy shit” whenever I hear it.
Are the two guys that sing in their kitchen with various (mostly heinous) guest celebrities a couple? Google is surprisingly (and perhaps reassuringly) unhelpful on this topic.
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Are the two guys that sing in their kitchen with various (mostly heinous) guest celebrities a couple? Google is surprisingly (and perhaps reassuringly) unhelpful on this topic.
There are three or four guys I follow on here that I am increasingly suspicious might not actually exist as human beings in any traditional sense. Anyone else experiencing this? Not talking about that one guy that runs all his pics through a carwash of filters and AI.
Sunny cock pic for attention
Sunny cock pic for attention
June 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There are three or four guys I follow on here that I am increasingly suspicious might not actually exist as human beings in any traditional sense. Anyone else experiencing this? Not talking about that one guy that runs all his pics through a carwash of filters and AI.
Sunny cock pic for attention
Sunny cock pic for attention
Right now - about a minute ago. This humidity has my bush bushing the fuck out. Drenched. Wish I had a friendly mouth nearby (I never say shit like this. Can’t pull off the vibe at all.) #FCF
June 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Right now - about a minute ago. This humidity has my bush bushing the fuck out. Drenched. Wish I had a friendly mouth nearby (I never say shit like this. Can’t pull off the vibe at all.) #FCF
Enjoying all of your 🍆🍆🍆 while I water the 🍆🍆🍆. Here’s a recent pic of my other 🍆🍆🍆.
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Enjoying all of your 🍆🍆🍆 while I water the 🍆🍆🍆. Here’s a recent pic of my other 🍆🍆🍆.
Is anybody watching Overcompensating? I have thoughts.
Cock pics for engagement.
Cock pics for engagement.
May 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Is anybody watching Overcompensating? I have thoughts.
Cock pics for engagement.
Cock pics for engagement.
May 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is anybody watching Overcompensating? I have thoughts.
Cock pics for engagement.
Cock pics for engagement.
A bit sad for Gay BlueSky that the impressive bouncing hog that has captivated much of NFL BlueSky all day today has not broken through over here. Oh well…
May 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A bit sad for Gay BlueSky that the impressive bouncing hog that has captivated much of NFL BlueSky all day today has not broken through over here. Oh well…
Is it just me or do guys that transition from legit fashion models to content creators fall into two categories with no middle ground? Category one being those that are shockingly boring at the sex, and category two being those that are so filthy/piggy as to make one gasp.
Fresh pics for attention
Fresh pics for attention
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Is it just me or do guys that transition from legit fashion models to content creators fall into two categories with no middle ground? Category one being those that are shockingly boring at the sex, and category two being those that are so filthy/piggy as to make one gasp.
Fresh pics for attention
Fresh pics for attention
Wondering if the young gays are playing REO Speedwagon when they wear those thick, 1980s style gold chains that are everywhere all of the sudden? This is not a criticism. I think they look hot, but I am feeling a bit ancient. I draw the line when they bring back Chaps (the cologne, not the garment.)
April 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wondering if the young gays are playing REO Speedwagon when they wear those thick, 1980s style gold chains that are everywhere all of the sudden? This is not a criticism. I think they look hot, but I am feeling a bit ancient. I draw the line when they bring back Chaps (the cologne, not the garment.)
I’ve been fairly lazy with the pics lately, so as a bit of a Throwback #TBT here are some pics using household products that probably shouldn’t be anywhere near your penis as reference objects.
I aim to fulfill my picture taking responsibilities much more faithfully going forward.
I aim to fulfill my picture taking responsibilities much more faithfully going forward.
April 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’ve been fairly lazy with the pics lately, so as a bit of a Throwback #TBT here are some pics using household products that probably shouldn’t be anywhere near your penis as reference objects.
I aim to fulfill my picture taking responsibilities much more faithfully going forward.
I aim to fulfill my picture taking responsibilities much more faithfully going forward.
All those hump day pics have me glistening right now!
April 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
All those hump day pics have me glistening right now!