@thomcb.bsky.social
Leanne Rhymes really stole that man and went on her way.
March 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Leanne Rhymes really stole that man and went on her way.
How am I supposed to dress for a 33 degree morning and 60 degree day?
March 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
How am I supposed to dress for a 33 degree morning and 60 degree day?
Some will have to be left.
March 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Some will have to be left.
I will not be misheard because others won’t listen.
March 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I will not be misheard because others won’t listen.
What does one do in an airport with two(hopefully only two) hours to kill?
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
What does one do in an airport with two(hopefully only two) hours to kill?
I really made it to Friday!
December 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I really made it to Friday!
One more day, Jesus.
December 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
One more day, Jesus.
I really hate when someone tells me “let’s talk about this later” when the facts are already on the table. Let’s sort this out now mf’r!
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I really hate when someone tells me “let’s talk about this later” when the facts are already on the table. Let’s sort this out now mf’r!
I have on so many jackets right now!
December 12, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I have on so many jackets right now!
When did I become the man who consistently crosses his legs?
December 8, 2024 at 3:32 AM
When did I become the man who consistently crosses his legs?
I really worked that whole eight hours. 😳
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I really worked that whole eight hours. 😳
I am yet blocking folks who quietly supported that man because wtf.
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I am yet blocking folks who quietly supported that man because wtf.
I accidentally cursed someone out while in my mother’s company. Lol
December 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I accidentally cursed someone out while in my mother’s company. Lol
Leaving the holiday thankful I don’t have children.
November 30, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Leaving the holiday thankful I don’t have children.
Landed in Chicago 15 minutes ago and we are still taxiing to the gate.
November 28, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Landed in Chicago 15 minutes ago and we are still taxiing to the gate.
But also, can someone ask Elon or whomever is running this country to abolish the DMV?
November 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
But also, can someone ask Elon or whomever is running this country to abolish the DMV?
My thought process this am “Go to the DMV early and do your things. Come home, pack, get to Chicago.” It’s 6 hours later and I’m still on the first step. Violence and age is all I have left. Thus, Chicago will have to wait one more day.
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
My thought process this am “Go to the DMV early and do your things. Come home, pack, get to Chicago.” It’s 6 hours later and I’m still on the first step. Violence and age is all I have left. Thus, Chicago will have to wait one more day.
Going to target tipsy just because I had a rough day.
November 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Going to target tipsy just because I had a rough day.
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
I’d love to plan a big vacay with all of my friends but these girls keep getting pregnant.
November 23, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I’d love to plan a big vacay with all of my friends but these girls keep getting pregnant.
I made plans for my Saturday earlier in the week when I was motivated. Now this all feels like punishment.
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I made plans for my Saturday earlier in the week when I was motivated. Now this all feels like punishment.
My discover feed is full of people spiraling in different directions lol
November 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
My discover feed is full of people spiraling in different directions lol
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You’ve had enough coffee once your urine smells freshly brewed.
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
You’ve had enough coffee once your urine smells freshly brewed.
The only hill I’ll die on is that green beans are absolute trash. I don’t want a spicy green bean or a Hennessy green bean. It’s either spicy plastic or plastic Hennessy.
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 AM
The only hill I’ll die on is that green beans are absolute trash. I don’t want a spicy green bean or a Hennessy green bean. It’s either spicy plastic or plastic Hennessy.