centrist: [doodling on a notepad]

me: hey why does it look like you're making a list of minorities to kill

centrist: hehehe

As a fellow commentator I agree. we could solve a lot of society's problems if only I was able to threaten legal action against random nobodies who send me pig poop balls.jpg while I'm busy manufacturing excuses for the most powerful people in the world

hi I think the way to solve all social media problems forever is for everyone to sign their posts with their full legal name. additionally my brain is so smooth it swivels neatly in my skull like an oiled ball bearing if I turn around too fast