Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈
@thisismarkslife.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
Pinned
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
When I was talking about this sketch with someone & the 'shuffles half a pound of coke up her nose but don't put sugar in her tea' line I couldn't find the video anywhere...
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When I was talking about this sketch with someone & the 'shuffles half a pound of coke up her nose but don't put sugar in her tea' line I couldn't find the video anywhere...
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
Somebody rearranged the Manchester sign in Piccalilli Gardens.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Somebody rearranged the Manchester sign in Piccalilli Gardens.
🎵🎶🎵Cold is the colour of crystal the snowlight that falls from the heavenly skies
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🎵🎶🎵Cold is the colour of crystal the snowlight that falls from the heavenly skies
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
That's got to be Gillian McKeith!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's got to be Gillian McKeith!!
Reposted by Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
Thought about booking a ticket for Matteo Lane at the Opera House in April.
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thought about booking a ticket for Matteo Lane at the Opera House in April.
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
Polterheist 2018 Exclusive Trailer
YouTube video by STARBURST Magazine
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not saying I would..
But it would definitely cross my mind!!
But it would definitely cross my mind!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm not saying I would..
But it would definitely cross my mind!!
But it would definitely cross my mind!!
Wrapped Elsie Tanner up so tightly burrito style that she couldn't figure out how to escape for 15 minutes... She probably used some of that time to work out elaborate & macabre ways for me to end up on the floor with a chalk outline!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Wrapped Elsie Tanner up so tightly burrito style that she couldn't figure out how to escape for 15 minutes... She probably used some of that time to work out elaborate & macabre ways for me to end up on the floor with a chalk outline!!
Not today Jason. Not today.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Not today Jason. Not today.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Eugenie must've taken the knitting machine out of her back bedroom & put a Simon Le Bon poster over that damp patch.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Eugenie must've taken the knitting machine out of her back bedroom & put a Simon Le Bon poster over that damp patch.
When a company sees a trending hashtag & jumps in without researching what it refers to!!
This will never not make me laugh! 😂😂😂😂
#NoNutNovember
This will never not make me laugh! 😂😂😂😂
#NoNutNovember
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When a company sees a trending hashtag & jumps in without researching what it refers to!!
This will never not make me laugh! 😂😂😂😂
#NoNutNovember
This will never not make me laugh! 😂😂😂😂
#NoNutNovember
Saving this as my new standard response to EVERYTHING!!
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Saving this as my new standard response to EVERYTHING!!
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Yes! Life is currently quite shit!
Yes! Every guy that waves their danglies in my direction turns out to be an absolute cunt.
Yes! I've given up all delusions of finding a decent guy!
But NO!!
I still haven't sunk to the point of buying a one slot toaster!!
Yes! Every guy that waves their danglies in my direction turns out to be an absolute cunt.
Yes! I've given up all delusions of finding a decent guy!
But NO!!
I still haven't sunk to the point of buying a one slot toaster!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yes! Life is currently quite shit!
Yes! Every guy that waves their danglies in my direction turns out to be an absolute cunt.
Yes! I've given up all delusions of finding a decent guy!
But NO!!
I still haven't sunk to the point of buying a one slot toaster!!
Yes! Every guy that waves their danglies in my direction turns out to be an absolute cunt.
Yes! I've given up all delusions of finding a decent guy!
But NO!!
I still haven't sunk to the point of buying a one slot toaster!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM