Elbee
@thisiselbee.bsky.social
the bullpen is 💔 in all leagues, even hockey; under this name at many participating locations.
Screaming about Baseball (SFG) and Race Cars (IndyCar, F1) with special guest stars San Jose Sharks.
Screaming about Baseball (SFG) and Race Cars (IndyCar, F1) with special guest stars San Jose Sharks.
No power for me! The wind got me!
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No power for me! The wind got me!
Why are the Sharks at 8pm? That feels late. Did baseball ruin me? Did I forget the ancient texts?
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why are the Sharks at 8pm? That feels late. Did baseball ruin me? Did I forget the ancient texts?
Sunday scaries for the week ahead.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sunday scaries for the week ahead.
Shaaaaaaarrrrrkkks.
a stuffed animal is wearing headphones and a green sweater .
ALT: a stuffed animal is wearing headphones and a green sweater .
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October 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Shaaaaaaarrrrrkkks.
I picked a perfect avocado at the grocery store for dinner tonight. I’ll never have a day like this again.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I picked a perfect avocado at the grocery store for dinner tonight. I’ll never have a day like this again.
I haven’t forgotten about you all - I just got really into SkyCards.
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I haven’t forgotten about you all - I just got really into SkyCards.
That’s all folks. I can’t do it.
a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
Alt: a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
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September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That’s all folks. I can’t do it.
Please.
Good news we are seconds closer from never seeing him “kick a field goal”
September 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Please.
Raise your hand if you have been victimized by the Niners “field goal attempts”.
September 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Raise your hand if you have been victimized by the Niners “field goal attempts”.
Why is this happening when I am out of the country?
August 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Why is this happening when I am out of the country?
Area Dog wakes up at 3am and makes it everyone’s problem and is now sleeping again.
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Area Dog wakes up at 3am and makes it everyone’s problem and is now sleeping again.
What does this even mean?
June 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What does this even mean?
A couple hours behind right now because I went outside
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A couple hours behind right now because I went outside
I drew two walks and scored a run in my first rec softball game.
June 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I drew two walks and scored a run in my first rec softball game.
My dog had a stomach emergency and I put my blanket in the wash and now the washing machine overflowed. Kind of rude.
June 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
My dog had a stomach emergency and I put my blanket in the wash and now the washing machine overflowed. Kind of rude.
I guess Oakland Zoo hit the wrong button.
June 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I guess Oakland Zoo hit the wrong button.
Gotta clean up before going on the road
a man in a suit is sweeping the floor in front of a sign that says nba on it
Alt: a man in a suit is sweeping the floor in front of a sign that says nba on it
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June 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Gotta clean up before going on the road
My dog saw a raven he saw on the walk last week on his lawn. So now he’s guarding me from it.
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My dog saw a raven he saw on the walk last week on his lawn. So now he’s guarding me from it.
I haven’t been keeping up with Doctor Who at all and the current news has been questioning it all.
May 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I haven’t been keeping up with Doctor Who at all and the current news has been questioning it all.
Went to go wash my face for the evening, and ended up putting more concealer on instead. I’m going straight to sleep.
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Went to go wash my face for the evening, and ended up putting more concealer on instead. I’m going straight to sleep.
Reposted by Elbee
to be fair can u imagine having to transcribe that batshit every fuckin day
NEW — The WH has removed transcripts of Trump's remarks from its website, saying it will now just post videos. The one left is Trump's inaugural address.
Vance's office continues to send out transcripts
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... by Peter Nicholas, Megan Shannon, @megan-lebowitz.bsky.social
Vance's office continues to send out transcripts
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... by Peter Nicholas, Megan Shannon, @megan-lebowitz.bsky.social
White House purges transcripts of Trump's remarks from its website
The White House told NBC News it has decided to post only videos. There still is one transcript remaining online, however: Trump's inaugural address.
www.nbcnews.com
May 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
to be fair can u imagine having to transcribe that batshit every fuckin day