Juan Friend
@thisisanti.bsky.social
The plan is to get back to my roots and mostly share cat-related content.
@schumer.senate.gov hey were you born weak willed or was that something you worked hard at?
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@schumer.senate.gov hey were you born weak willed or was that something you worked hard at?
For your pledge of just 30 dollars a month we can continue to bring you great programming, and as a thank you in return:
September 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
For your pledge of just 30 dollars a month we can continue to bring you great programming, and as a thank you in return:
Trump urged Americans to pray for Charlie Kirk, but he didn't specify what outcome to pray for.
So anyways, after over 40 years of godlessness, I'm giving prayer a go.
So anyways, after over 40 years of godlessness, I'm giving prayer a go.
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trump urged Americans to pray for Charlie Kirk, but he didn't specify what outcome to pray for.
So anyways, after over 40 years of godlessness, I'm giving prayer a go.
So anyways, after over 40 years of godlessness, I'm giving prayer a go.
@michaelduggan.bsky.social spit or swallow?
August 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@michaelduggan.bsky.social spit or swallow?
1. Read an exchange between a dem guy I know and some maga family member of his. Basically it was "release the Epstein files" followed by the dumb "then why didn't Biden release them? why is this still a thing?" argument.
The dem response was "do you think they should not be released, if so why?"
The dem response was "do you think they should not be released, if so why?"
July 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
1. Read an exchange between a dem guy I know and some maga family member of his. Basically it was "release the Epstein files" followed by the dumb "then why didn't Biden release them? why is this still a thing?" argument.
The dem response was "do you think they should not be released, if so why?"
The dem response was "do you think they should not be released, if so why?"
Remember back in the day when MAGA wanted to remove government involving itself in business operations, but now they're like "if you don't keep that coal plant open we're going to tie your children up and put cigarettes out on their faces."
May 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Remember back in the day when MAGA wanted to remove government involving itself in business operations, but now they're like "if you don't keep that coal plant open we're going to tie your children up and put cigarettes out on their faces."
I took a massive dump this morning, but I got the idea from Billy Corgan.
May 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I took a massive dump this morning, but I got the idea from Billy Corgan.
Home Depot said they won't raise prices over tariffs, due the fact that they've diversified sources over time and have a lot of "made in USA" merchandise. Instead, some things will simply disappear. Does anybody want to tell them where the components from those American built goods are sourced?
May 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Home Depot said they won't raise prices over tariffs, due the fact that they've diversified sources over time and have a lot of "made in USA" merchandise. Instead, some things will simply disappear. Does anybody want to tell them where the components from those American built goods are sourced?
@kamalaharris.com y'know, the 400 emails I've gotten from you since November kind of say otherwise. Oh wait, did you mean "tried" in the same sort of "tried to win the election by offering voters substance" kind of way? If so, disregard, because you've nailed it.
May 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@kamalaharris.com y'know, the 400 emails I've gotten from you since November kind of say otherwise. Oh wait, did you mean "tried" in the same sort of "tried to win the election by offering voters substance" kind of way? If so, disregard, because you've nailed it.
If a shitty Dragonball Blu-ray costs twice as much, more mass shootings will occur. Note: I don't care about Dragonball, I'm just saying it'll be shitty because I've observed that Dragonball fans seem to think everything about Dragonball is shitty.
May 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If a shitty Dragonball Blu-ray costs twice as much, more mass shootings will occur. Note: I don't care about Dragonball, I'm just saying it'll be shitty because I've observed that Dragonball fans seem to think everything about Dragonball is shitty.
Detroit specific: Remember that SNL "Cluckin' Chicken" commercial, where Sandler voices a cartoon chicken who gets beheaded & goes through the process of becoming food? That's what WWJ's Charlie Langton sounds like to me. Why they send this guy to gut-wrenching accidents & crime scenes is beyond me.
April 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Detroit specific: Remember that SNL "Cluckin' Chicken" commercial, where Sandler voices a cartoon chicken who gets beheaded & goes through the process of becoming food? That's what WWJ's Charlie Langton sounds like to me. Why they send this guy to gut-wrenching accidents & crime scenes is beyond me.
This 8 year old meme needlessly shitting on Dee Snider is gonna come in handy again on March 25th 2027. You're welcome.
April 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This 8 year old meme needlessly shitting on Dee Snider is gonna come in handy again on March 25th 2027. You're welcome.
I've been moving away from social media platforms and instead journaling for myself. As I don't wish to disappear completely, I will periodically share things from it that I experienced and found amusing.
April 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've been moving away from social media platforms and instead journaling for myself. As I don't wish to disappear completely, I will periodically share things from it that I experienced and found amusing.
Remember when Hamtramck's mayor was bothered about racism getting Trump elected, despite y'know, also being racist... and remember when he made light of suicide... and remember when he, the "doctor (not a doctor)" was like "at least smoking helps prevent vaginal cancer."
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
April 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Remember when Hamtramck's mayor was bothered about racism getting Trump elected, despite y'know, also being racist... and remember when he made light of suicide... and remember when he, the "doctor (not a doctor)" was like "at least smoking helps prevent vaginal cancer."
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social Madame President, I'm just a regular working class kind of guy, but I'm planning a trip to NYC. Lifelong dream to see the big apple. I want to treat the missus was wondering if you could suggest a few places for the finest caviar in Manhattan?
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social Madame President, I'm just a regular working class kind of guy, but I'm planning a trip to NYC. Lifelong dream to see the big apple. I want to treat the missus was wondering if you could suggest a few places for the finest caviar in Manhattan?
Mark Zuckerberg's 2025:
1. Attended the inauguration of one of the most divisive presidential candidates history has to offer with another rich guy who wanted to fight him.
Oh yeah, the candidate also said he wanted to throw him in jail.
1. Attended the inauguration of one of the most divisive presidential candidates history has to offer with another rich guy who wanted to fight him.
Oh yeah, the candidate also said he wanted to throw him in jail.
April 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mark Zuckerberg's 2025:
1. Attended the inauguration of one of the most divisive presidential candidates history has to offer with another rich guy who wanted to fight him.
Oh yeah, the candidate also said he wanted to throw him in jail.
1. Attended the inauguration of one of the most divisive presidential candidates history has to offer with another rich guy who wanted to fight him.
Oh yeah, the candidate also said he wanted to throw him in jail.
See, racists look at Shri Thanedar and say "he's Apu from The Simpsons." It's insensitive and absolutely wrong; you shouldn't look at a person of Indian decent and think such things under normal circumstances, doubly so when he's clearly Ralph Wiggum.
March 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
See, racists look at Shri Thanedar and say "he's Apu from The Simpsons." It's insensitive and absolutely wrong; you shouldn't look at a person of Indian decent and think such things under normal circumstances, doubly so when he's clearly Ralph Wiggum.
Plot twist: Michael Waltz is actually Longmont Potion Castle
March 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Plot twist: Michael Waltz is actually Longmont Potion Castle
I needed a baritone guitar and didn't need a bronco bass, so I luthiered with the grace and tact of the trump administration on this mother fucker. No measurements, strictly eyeballing.
Unlike trump however, this thing defied odds and actually intonated.
Unlike trump however, this thing defied odds and actually intonated.
March 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I needed a baritone guitar and didn't need a bronco bass, so I luthiered with the grace and tact of the trump administration on this mother fucker. No measurements, strictly eyeballing.
Unlike trump however, this thing defied odds and actually intonated.
Unlike trump however, this thing defied odds and actually intonated.
Elon Musk didn't invent the fishmolbabywhirlamagig or the badger blaster, he just bought out the companies. Likening this man to the genius that was Franklin Sherman is a crime.
March 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Elon Musk didn't invent the fishmolbabywhirlamagig or the badger blaster, he just bought out the companies. Likening this man to the genius that was Franklin Sherman is a crime.
Hello.
Got anything sane to share?
Got anything sane to share?
March 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hello.
Got anything sane to share?
Got anything sane to share?
Just heard audio of the Trump / Vance / Zelensky meeting. Fuck Trump and especially Vance.
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who abuse the term "disrespect." The WORST people you will ever meet are the dickheads who do a fucked up thing, get called on it, and say "why you disrespecting me?"
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who abuse the term "disrespect." The WORST people you will ever meet are the dickheads who do a fucked up thing, get called on it, and say "why you disrespecting me?"
February 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just heard audio of the Trump / Vance / Zelensky meeting. Fuck Trump and especially Vance.
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who abuse the term "disrespect." The WORST people you will ever meet are the dickheads who do a fucked up thing, get called on it, and say "why you disrespecting me?"
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who abuse the term "disrespect." The WORST people you will ever meet are the dickheads who do a fucked up thing, get called on it, and say "why you disrespecting me?"
1. Well, that was the only time I've felt terrified crossing the Mackinac Bridge. Honestly don't know how the guy at the toll booth could look at my brick shaped vehicle and not insist that we go with the escort vehicle. Only 2 vehicles have ever gone off the bridge. A Yugo and a Ford Bronco.
February 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
1. Well, that was the only time I've felt terrified crossing the Mackinac Bridge. Honestly don't know how the guy at the toll booth could look at my brick shaped vehicle and not insist that we go with the escort vehicle. Only 2 vehicles have ever gone off the bridge. A Yugo and a Ford Bronco.
One of my personal favorite and entirely selfish things about #prfthundersnow is to see shirt designs I made for Scott to print in years past around the hotel; and you can clearly see that the shirts aren't "crisp" in appearance, so I know that people have been actively hurting Clapton fan feelings
February 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One of my personal favorite and entirely selfish things about #prfthundersnow is to see shirt designs I made for Scott to print in years past around the hotel; and you can clearly see that the shirts aren't "crisp" in appearance, so I know that people have been actively hurting Clapton fan feelings