This Guy Fawkes
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This Guy Fawkes
@thisguyfawkes.bsky.social
Nope. Still not then.

She is temporarily fighting Trump. Let her into the tent and you’re letting her “Jewish Space Laser” shit in with her. She’s not suddenly going to support the Green New Deal.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“We dislike bad people”

“You son of a bitch, I’M A BAD PERSON.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This was the day JJ finally became QB for the Vikings
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The paradox of intolerance also extends to our idea of free speech absolutism.

Fascism is cancerous to free speech. It will ultimately kill it faster than banning fascism will.

Doing nothing is like saying you won’t take chemo because it’s poison and you’re against all poison. You’re going to die
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Didn’t they try that with PI and the refs collectively decided they’d simply never pick up the flag under any circumstances?

I guess I’d be fine with doing it like MLB and outsource it to a guy in the league office who isn’t butthurt about admitting a ref fucked up.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I never knew how much other countries resented our love for burgers until I recapped an old Soviet movie, it got translated and shared and thousands of them said our only culture was “burgers and Coca Cola.”

All I thought was “I dunno, burgers are pretty good”
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Would you like me to tell your opponent to kill himself”

“You can do that?”

“LOL. I got you fam”
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’d also be fine with them just silently changing their ways. They don’t need my permission to vote for democrats. They could just do it and shut up about it. Or literally just take the Trump flag off their house. That is also fine.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You used to catch Woody Allen and Roman Polanski at Studio 15
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not really. There are a lot of MAGA Latinos. Ask a Latin baseball player about gay rights or taxing the rich. You’re not going to hear a lot of leftist talking points

Baseball players as a rule are dumb as shit. I love baseball, but their politics are almost without exception garbage.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What does Claude mean?
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is why all teams need at least one gonzo alternate uniform. Oklahoma should be wearing something completely alien like teal and black. Now there’s no confusion and we all get to debate whether it’s cool or terrible.
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s definitely not just the white players.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Beast licked him clean. Win-win for both parties
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nice try. I know a Little Drummer Boy trap when I see one.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well in fairness a dead old relative confidently spewing misinformation is probably a lateral move for a lot of people
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Why isn’t Tom Cruise in The Running Man?
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
As a fan who just wants to chill without dealing with maniacs, I want progressive pricing

First beer: $7

Second beer: $9

Third beer: $12

Fourth beer: $2,000
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
That’s me in the corner

That’s me on the grass patch

Firing up my bubbler
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Challenge Accepted
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They’re literally making a series out of Rick and Morty’s Auto Erotic Assimilation episode (S2, Ep3)

(I fully realize Vince will likely transform this show into something radically different)
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That’s a 1970’s 37. Not at 2025 37
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So to recap: He was into barely legal 15 year old types who looked younger, but also looked older.

I think I got it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM