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These are the names George Lucas would create if he wrote about MAGA instead of Star Wars
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
These are the names George Lucas would create if he wrote about MAGA instead of Star Wars
Sorry, am I supposed to be surprised that Robin Leach, a man who oozed “I need to strangle a girl to achieve an erection” strangled a girl on Bad Erection Island?
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Sorry, am I supposed to be surprised that Robin Leach, a man who oozed “I need to strangle a girl to achieve an erection” strangled a girl on Bad Erection Island?
We joke about CBS doing the Whiskey Friday thing, but there’s a way to make it work.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
We joke about CBS doing the Whiskey Friday thing, but there’s a way to make it work.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
Tony asks his guest, an inert bottle of whiskey a question. He pours himself a drink from the bottle, slams it, then answers the question himself.
I’ve watched worse things.
People are going to have to put in reservations a full week in advance when local taverns announce they’ll be airing the ICE trials.
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 PM
People are going to have to put in reservations a full week in advance when local taverns announce they’ll be airing the ICE trials.
It’s so weird that a decade ago this was just a goofy NY morning news guy that Joel McHale used to joke about on The Soup. And now, that kind of guy is public Nazi.
Yes. I know his dad sucked and he was probably always like this.
Yes. I know his dad sucked and he was probably always like this.
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It’s so weird that a decade ago this was just a goofy NY morning news guy that Joel McHale used to joke about on The Soup. And now, that kind of guy is public Nazi.
Yes. I know his dad sucked and he was probably always like this.
Yes. I know his dad sucked and he was probably always like this.
So much of this country could be fixed by letting every American to vote once a year for the biggest bastard in the country. Then that person, by law must be thrown into the Grand Canyon by trebuchet.
You can still be a bastard, but if you’re the worst you could get the trebuchet
You can still be a bastard, but if you’re the worst you could get the trebuchet
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
So much of this country could be fixed by letting every American to vote once a year for the biggest bastard in the country. Then that person, by law must be thrown into the Grand Canyon by trebuchet.
You can still be a bastard, but if you’re the worst you could get the trebuchet
You can still be a bastard, but if you’re the worst you could get the trebuchet
Happy 2026 everybody. And here’s to another 2026 years
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Happy 2026 everybody. And here’s to another 2026 years
I’m not about to bother everybody with regular updates, but last year I gave myself one year to get the poison out and finish literally any draft of a gargantuan epic fantasy novel I’d been writing for a decade, and I made my deadline today with about 13 hours to spare
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m not about to bother everybody with regular updates, but last year I gave myself one year to get the poison out and finish literally any draft of a gargantuan epic fantasy novel I’d been writing for a decade, and I made my deadline today with about 13 hours to spare
I cannot stress it enough, this is a veterinarian clinic, not a therapist. Let’s keep it moving
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I cannot stress it enough, this is a veterinarian clinic, not a therapist. Let’s keep it moving
“I don’t know if it’s real or not, but I support Pepsi for cooling down a potentially fraught civil rights moment”
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“I don’t know if it’s real or not, but I support Pepsi for cooling down a potentially fraught civil rights moment”
I feel like Argentina, Algeria and Austria should be in Group A
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel like Argentina, Algeria and Austria should be in Group A
I love that Mike has nothing to do in Stranger Things, because they decided to create Robin who does all the things he could have done. So now he’s relegated to telling Will he’s actually valuable. Which Robin also does.
Fucking Yuri has more to do. At least he smuggles shit and cracks wise.
Fucking Yuri has more to do. At least he smuggles shit and cracks wise.
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I love that Mike has nothing to do in Stranger Things, because they decided to create Robin who does all the things he could have done. So now he’s relegated to telling Will he’s actually valuable. Which Robin also does.
Fucking Yuri has more to do. At least he smuggles shit and cracks wise.
Fucking Yuri has more to do. At least he smuggles shit and cracks wise.
Old Biff: This book tells you all the scores.
[Puts on radio] “And UCLA is down 17-16 on 4th and 11 with 18 seconds to go.”
Old Biff: I bet you a million bucks they win 19-17
Young Biff: Are you crazy. They said the game was over!
[Makes field goal]
😲
[Puts on radio] “And UCLA is down 17-16 on 4th and 11 with 18 seconds to go.”
Old Biff: I bet you a million bucks they win 19-17
Young Biff: Are you crazy. They said the game was over!
[Makes field goal]
😲
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Old Biff: This book tells you all the scores.
[Puts on radio] “And UCLA is down 17-16 on 4th and 11 with 18 seconds to go.”
Old Biff: I bet you a million bucks they win 19-17
Young Biff: Are you crazy. They said the game was over!
[Makes field goal]
😲
[Puts on radio] “And UCLA is down 17-16 on 4th and 11 with 18 seconds to go.”
Old Biff: I bet you a million bucks they win 19-17
Young Biff: Are you crazy. They said the game was over!
[Makes field goal]
😲
Bombshell email reveals Trump briefly morphed into cartoon wolf, began howling at underage girls on Epstein’s island
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bombshell email reveals Trump briefly morphed into cartoon wolf, began howling at underage girls on Epstein’s island
Mein Kampf
The Game
Reframe Your Brain by Scott Adams
Atlas Shrugged
If I Did It
Win Bigly by Scott Adams
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Starship Troopers
How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life by Scott Adams
The Game
Reframe Your Brain by Scott Adams
Atlas Shrugged
If I Did It
Win Bigly by Scott Adams
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Starship Troopers
How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life by Scott Adams
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Mein Kampf
The Game
Reframe Your Brain by Scott Adams
Atlas Shrugged
If I Did It
Win Bigly by Scott Adams
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Starship Troopers
How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life by Scott Adams
The Game
Reframe Your Brain by Scott Adams
Atlas Shrugged
If I Did It
Win Bigly by Scott Adams
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Starship Troopers
How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life by Scott Adams
The Democrats are punting on 3rd down again
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Democrats are punting on 3rd down again
My wife bought front row tickets to a Broadway show over a month ago and they just told us they changed the format to a sing along show, and that should be illegal. I should be allowed to sue their asses off.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My wife bought front row tickets to a Broadway show over a month ago and they just told us they changed the format to a sing along show, and that should be illegal. I should be allowed to sue their asses off.
The 6K+ New Yorkers who voted for Eric Adams are as Ride or Die as anybody.
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The 6K+ New Yorkers who voted for Eric Adams are as Ride or Die as anybody.
Cuomo: “New York City heard us”
Oh for sure. They told you to retire, too
Oh for sure. They told you to retire, too
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cuomo: “New York City heard us”
Oh for sure. They told you to retire, too
Oh for sure. They told you to retire, too
Of course I, an educated big city libural have never ventured into the hinterlands to experience the unknowable MAGA supporter, but I clearly remember my Hillbilly Elegy, and the defining aesthetic was highly polished statuary marble and gold. So he got my ass there.
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Of course I, an educated big city libural have never ventured into the hinterlands to experience the unknowable MAGA supporter, but I clearly remember my Hillbilly Elegy, and the defining aesthetic was highly polished statuary marble and gold. So he got my ass there.
“I don’t like brunch”
Damn. You don’t like breakfast or lunch?
Damn. You don’t like breakfast or lunch?
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“I don’t like brunch”
Damn. You don’t like breakfast or lunch?
Damn. You don’t like breakfast or lunch?
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Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
I don’t support Curtis Sliwa: NYC Mayor but I absolutely support Curtis Sliwa: Debate Gremlin who gives the funny answer after everybody else has a turn.
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don’t support Curtis Sliwa: NYC Mayor but I absolutely support Curtis Sliwa: Debate Gremlin who gives the funny answer after everybody else has a turn.