I haven't been able to get my meds in 3 days, and life is fucking hard when you're just out here raw doggin it. How did I ever do it before 😫

I know someone with the most beautiful cat I've ever seen, and it is a CRIME that she doesn't post pictures of her anywhere. I can't just ask her to send me daily photos for the dopamine hit, right? 😅

I'm like a bird. I like to dodge moving cars at the very last second possible before it looks like they're gonna hit me.

I offer this instead.

Just finished Goosebumps Vanished. I liked it a lot! It was fun, kinda creepy, and gross. Was expecting nothing going in. I wish they had used more practical fx for the body stuff, but I'm not mad at it. Wasn't expecting it to be as creepy as it was, which was a nice surprise! Hope there's a s2.

Going to watch the fuck outta Severance season premiere this Friday

I'm not a professional, but I love doing my own nails. I finally finished my Halloween set. The black ones turn clear with hot water, revealing the design beneath it.

Reminder: it’s a bad idea to vote for something because one thinks “how much worse can things get?”, as history shows the answer is almost always “much, much worse”.

List of creepy songs that weren't meant to be? I'm putting one together for a Halloween playlist for work. So far, I have:

The Police -Every Breath You Take

And that's it. I need help.

Nap time

Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass
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If you never clean your glasses, your nose pads will collect dead skin cells and oils and make a disgusting gunk people in my profession call skin cheese 🤢 and I die every time I have to clean them off glasses. So, pls save my life and wash your glasses. Thnx.

Does anyone else just get the irresistible urge to hit that arrow any time the little blue dot pops up? I must know what's new RIGHT NOW.

I work with someone who wears his Meta RayBan frames to work, and every time he asks his glasses something, it gives Sims energy. I don't think I can elaborate.