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John
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I wanna make art but all I have is this electrical engineering degree.

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My favorite places for media that aren’t terrible streaming services:
1. LIBRARY. Seriously, you have access to more stuff than you think through your library card. At my library, you can get DVDs and have access to streaming services like Hoopla and Kanopy. See what your library offers!
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I think about this from time to time.
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
September 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No way could ChatGPT jerk off a bull to completion and then shoot it with a laser - @kathebooks.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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agriculture is the original sin
September 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Me at the 9am software team standup meeting.
June 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Fun how it's always "selfish" for cyclists to use roads if that might slow drivers somewhat but not selfish for drivers to make roads functionally unusable for cyclists.
June 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why yes, Mr Netanyahu. I TOTALLY agree with you. It IS really fucked up to strike a hospital.
June 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The horn: $5k
The fix: 5 cents
June 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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i cant ruin my sleep schedule if i dont have one in the first place
June 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It all started going downhill when we found out you could just plant grain and it'd grow.
June 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.

While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
June 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just paid $60 to have someone tell me what Instagram tells me for free: I need to practice my scales 🙃
June 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This has got to be a sign that the wheels are really coming off
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Love to work, hate to be an unwitting pawn of capital.
June 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Looking for someone who pronounces "takis" with a short "i"
June 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I bet my life would be way different if I just practiced my scales as much as my high school saxophone teacher told me to
June 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Honestly all I wanna do is smoke half a joint and watch surfs up (2007)
June 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The Onion does not use AI in any way. Our newspaper is proudly made by actual living people. AI makes bad, boring shit, and people make art. Subscribe to us instead:

membership.theonion.com
June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It's been nine years since Elon Musk said that Teslas could "drive autonomously with greater safety than a person, right now".

In that time Waymo has delivered over 10 million paid driverless rides, Tesla has not delivered a single one.
June 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Can someone explain why people will voluntarily line up get on a plane ahead of other people? I'm tryna be last in line.
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Watch this Tesla #FSD v13.2.9 fail to recognize a barrier, forcing the driver to disengage to avoid a crash. "The vehicle is not stopping at a horizontal gate which is exceptionally dangerous!" Elon Musk your defective software should be banned now. youtu.be/0zdzIeE37nc?...
Tesla Homecoming: Testing FSD 13.2.9 in Cleveland, Ohio!
YouTube video by Dr. Know-it-all Knows it all
youtu.be
May 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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ICYMI I play with Kelly Romo now
May 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
One shot at life and I had to get addicted to scrolling on my phone instead of something cool like heroin.
April 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Babe don't go to school today it's autism inspection day.
April 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM