Juju Chewbacca
@thirstybats.bsky.social
The notorious vampire accountant of Seattle!
I bet the one congressman who voted against releasing the Epstein files has a very normal Google search history and is a real chill hang.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I bet the one congressman who voted against releasing the Epstein files has a very normal Google search history and is a real chill hang.
I did the Christmas decorations for my department! I have been told that they will be taken down!
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I did the Christmas decorations for my department! I have been told that they will be taken down!
Stranger Things marketing is so incredibly omnipresent. You can really smell their desperation to milk this cow dry before it dies of old age (looks 30).
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Stranger Things marketing is so incredibly omnipresent. You can really smell their desperation to milk this cow dry before it dies of old age (looks 30).
Why doesn’t every Predator movie end like the original with the actors looking at the camera and smiling, one by one? I want Predator: Badlands to end with Bud looking directly into the camera and giving me a thumbs up.
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why doesn’t every Predator movie end like the original with the actors looking at the camera and smiling, one by one? I want Predator: Badlands to end with Bud looking directly into the camera and giving me a thumbs up.
I don’t want Arnold to be in any more Predator movies because I feel like it couldn’t be done right at this point, but I would VERY much like to hear him say or ideally yell “Yautja.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don’t want Arnold to be in any more Predator movies because I feel like it couldn’t be done right at this point, but I would VERY much like to hear him say or ideally yell “Yautja.”
Did that motherfucker just flip me off?
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Did that motherfucker just flip me off?
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
Katie Wilson isn’t “supported by her parents,” they helped pay for childcare because she and her husband both work. Welcome to America. Things are expensive and families are helping each other make ends meet. It’ll be nice to have a mayor who understands how 99% of us live.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Katie Wilson isn’t “supported by her parents,” they helped pay for childcare because she and her husband both work. Welcome to America. Things are expensive and families are helping each other make ends meet. It’ll be nice to have a mayor who understands how 99% of us live.
Happy Veterans Day and all my love and appreciation to all those who serve and have served, and their families.
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Veterans Day and all my love and appreciation to all those who serve and have served, and their families.
It’s a small, silly thing, but I love that the name Yautja migrated from the books to the movies. I love licensed fiction that expands filmic worlds, and it’s great to see that relationship between media become reciprocal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s a small, silly thing, but I love that the name Yautja migrated from the books to the movies. I love licensed fiction that expands filmic worlds, and it’s great to see that relationship between media become reciprocal.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and to justice (and to three divorces), but Kim Davis is a bigot and a fool, and she’s been wasting the government’s time and money for way too long. God grant her the clarity to stop being such a hateful dumbass. Here’s hoping we never hear from her again.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and to justice (and to three divorces), but Kim Davis is a bigot and a fool, and she’s been wasting the government’s time and money for way too long. God grant her the clarity to stop being such a hateful dumbass. Here’s hoping we never hear from her again.
With One Battle After Another and The Chair Company, I feel like we’re in a real Jim Downeyssance and I love that for us.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
With One Battle After Another and The Chair Company, I feel like we’re in a real Jim Downeyssance and I love that for us.
Predator: Badlands is officially my new little movie that could. So happy to see an A- CinemaScore, 85% critics/95% audience on RT, and that it will officially have the biggest opening weekend box office for the franchise. Cannot stress how much I enjoyed this film. Go see it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Predator: Badlands is officially my new little movie that could. So happy to see an A- CinemaScore, 85% critics/95% audience on RT, and that it will officially have the biggest opening weekend box office for the franchise. Cannot stress how much I enjoyed this film. Go see it.
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Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
Watching They Live for the millionth time, and with all due respect to all other cinema, that fight scene where Rowdy Roddy Piper is trying to get Keith David to put on the sunglasses is the greatest fight scene ever filmed.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Watching They Live for the millionth time, and with all due respect to all other cinema, that fight scene where Rowdy Roddy Piper is trying to get Keith David to put on the sunglasses is the greatest fight scene ever filmed.
Why do we keep giving Jeremy Renner second chances? Way less mediocre actors have had their careers ruined for a lot less. Did that snowplow have kompromat on Bob Iger or something?
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why do we keep giving Jeremy Renner second chances? Way less mediocre actors have had their careers ruined for a lot less. Did that snowplow have kompromat on Bob Iger or something?
Just saw Predator: Badlands and it is by far my favorite Predator sequel. I absolutely loved it. Can’t wait to talk about it as more of my friends see it. Suffice to say it is exactly the Predator sequel I’ve always wanted. I hope Dan Trachtenberg does a million of these.
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just saw Predator: Badlands and it is by far my favorite Predator sequel. I absolutely loved it. Can’t wait to talk about it as more of my friends see it. Suffice to say it is exactly the Predator sequel I’ve always wanted. I hope Dan Trachtenberg does a million of these.
In the midterms, Trump should go all in on his poison brand and endorse all of the most progressive candidates so they lose. Wear an LGBTQIA+ for Bernie shirt to his little rallies, talk about how Mamdani is doing an amazing job, realize that his endorsement is most effective as a false flag op.
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
In the midterms, Trump should go all in on his poison brand and endorse all of the most progressive candidates so they lose. Wear an LGBTQIA+ for Bernie shirt to his little rallies, talk about how Mamdani is doing an amazing job, realize that his endorsement is most effective as a false flag op.
“A Muslim mayor of New York? Over my dead body!” - Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“A Muslim mayor of New York? Over my dead body!” - Dick Cheney
RIP Dick Cheney, he is survived by several wars.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RIP Dick Cheney, he is survived by several wars.
To the roofer who accidentally saw me naked through my bedroom window: I’m sorry you laughed so hard that you fell off of the ladder, and I promise to send flowers to your widow and children.
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
To the roofer who accidentally saw me naked through my bedroom window: I’m sorry you laughed so hard that you fell off of the ladder, and I promise to send flowers to your widow and children.
@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 30. DEVIL’S NIGHT: Mischief, mayhem or pranks - oh my!
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. I did it! All 31 days (in 34 days)! I saved this one to watch with my partner. It’s one of her favorite movies. #scvpsychochallenge
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. I did it! All 31 days (in 34 days)! I saved this one to watch with my partner. It’s one of her favorite movies. #scvpsychochallenge
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 30. DEVIL’S NIGHT: Mischief, mayhem or pranks - oh my!
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. I did it! All 31 days (in 34 days)! I saved this one to watch with my partner. It’s one of her favorite movies. #scvpsychochallenge
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH. I did it! All 31 days (in 34 days)! I saved this one to watch with my partner. It’s one of her favorite movies. #scvpsychochallenge
I don’t hate the idea of every generation getting a Robin Hood movie or TV show, but I do hate that we seem to be defining a “generation” as 2-3 years.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t hate the idea of every generation getting a Robin Hood movie or TV show, but I do hate that we seem to be defining a “generation” as 2-3 years.
It’s really sweet that John and Max Landis will get to spend eternity together in Hell. They deserve it. 🖤
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s really sweet that John and Max Landis will get to spend eternity together in Hell. They deserve it. 🖤
@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 28. THIS IS JEOPARDY: Ken says you must solve the clues to survive the predicament.
CURE. What a joy to remember that after watching so many movies, there are still perfect movies waiting for me. Absolutely incredible film. #scvpsychochallenge
CURE. What a joy to remember that after watching so many movies, there are still perfect movies waiting for me. Absolutely incredible film. #scvpsychochallenge
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
@scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge Day 28. THIS IS JEOPARDY: Ken says you must solve the clues to survive the predicament.
CURE. What a joy to remember that after watching so many movies, there are still perfect movies waiting for me. Absolutely incredible film. #scvpsychochallenge
CURE. What a joy to remember that after watching so many movies, there are still perfect movies waiting for me. Absolutely incredible film. #scvpsychochallenge