has your gastrointestinal tract been operating at a less-than-optimal level of efficiency? because it sure seems like you're full of shit

your belly appears distended and your face looks uncomfortable, and i assume this to be caused by your being full of shit.

i'm assuming you had a sizable lunch because you're full of shit.

you look uncomfortably full. is it because you're full of shit?

did you eat a lot of fiber today? because you're full of shit