be as honest and fearless in your daily life as when you post anonymously in a fan forum
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 PM
be as honest and fearless in your daily life as when you post anonymously in a fan forum
semisonic, fastball, and @eve6.bsky.social are the same band
November 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
semisonic, fastball, and @eve6.bsky.social are the same band
the nonconsensual encroachment of bluetooth is not okay
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 AM
the nonconsensual encroachment of bluetooth is not okay
chuck norris has crossed the same river twice
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 AM
chuck norris has crossed the same river twice
sliced bread is the patriarchy
November 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
sliced bread is the patriarchy
i don't trust anyone younger than homestar runner
November 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
i don't trust anyone younger than homestar runner
dj khaled we the blurst
October 10, 2024 at 2:15 AM
dj khaled we the blurst
me: the question you have to ask yourself is, what's a day in paradise worth to you
my spouse: $1500
my spouse: $1500
September 25, 2024 at 3:48 AM
me: the question you have to ask yourself is, what's a day in paradise worth to you
my spouse: $1500
my spouse: $1500
you should never be awake 12 hours ago
August 28, 2024 at 2:53 AM
you should never be awake 12 hours ago
people out here be buyin large to-go portions of salad dressing from restaurants for $2
August 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
people out here be buyin large to-go portions of salad dressing from restaurants for $2
the existence of "really good" olive oil is a scam, right?
August 22, 2024 at 4:17 AM
the existence of "really good" olive oil is a scam, right?
eve seven direction (a tribute to eve six and one direction)
August 14, 2024 at 4:17 AM
eve seven direction (a tribute to eve six and one direction)
well yeah, a guy named "del rio" is gonna be good at rowing a boat
August 8, 2024 at 8:26 AM
well yeah, a guy named "del rio" is gonna be good at rowing a boat
i delight in ruining your selfie
August 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
i delight in ruining your selfie
ahh, roulette. betting the house on the farm
August 1, 2024 at 4:33 AM
ahh, roulette. betting the house on the farm
re-normalize watching where you're going
July 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
re-normalize watching where you're going
i will now list ways in which i might tell you you're full of shit:
July 29, 2024 at 4:58 AM
i will now list ways in which i might tell you you're full of shit:
i'd probably do really well in a trivia contest that mainly focuses on places i've been and things i've done
July 29, 2024 at 4:58 AM
i'd probably do really well in a trivia contest that mainly focuses on places i've been and things i've done
i have several curses, the mother curse is being too smart
July 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
i have several curses, the mother curse is being too smart
lukewarmplay: a tribute to coldplay
July 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
lukewarmplay: a tribute to coldplay
i am deeply opinionated and opinions are funny
July 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
i am deeply opinionated and opinions are funny
i don't think evolution did a great job on thinking
July 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
i don't think evolution did a great job on thinking
when is a mystery not a mystery
when it's afoot
when it's afoot
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
when is a mystery not a mystery
when it's afoot
when it's afoot
you can't bring lettuce wraps to the bar exam
July 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
you can't bring lettuce wraps to the bar exam