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An idiot

Sometimes a public idiot over at twitch.tv/thirdwelles
I'm realizing that being forced to hear tradies talk to each other at work all day every day may be coloring my perception of how fuckin stupid the average person is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social I just want you to know that you turned the same color as your beard laughing at Woolie's vanilla bias during that AG1 ad
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social I gotta tell ya, the new Infinite LP made me realize something. I played it back at release when I was 16, and the only thing I actually remember about it is The Guns, and the LP made me realized that I never actually finished it. I dropped it like an hour after The Guns
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social I had to see this and now you do too
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@sonickurosaki.bsky.social Moss Grotto and Hunters March
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Paste and then delete a link to the skeet you wanna quote
July 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social I'm nearing the end of the new DOOM, and the audio mix issues get markedly worse than where you left off. I'm getting radio voicelines that are randomly like 4x louder than others.
May 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I just saw someone refer to Expedition 33 as a J'RPG and I thought it would tickle the same part of @patstaresat.bsky.social's brain that it tickled in mine
April 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social are you gonna check out the new Mercury Steam souls-like that comes out next month?
April 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Don't you love when a semi almost runs you off the fucking road to make a last-second turn onto the interstate from the far left lane?
April 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Read this on ADHD Instagram and thought fondly of @peachsaliva.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social you've probably been seeing people talk about this already, but apparently High rank Zoh Shia has hands
April 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Discord just served me a fucking pop-up ad on my friend's server. If this happens again, I'm gonna get banned from Discord
April 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What if on this sign instead of a "Y" it was a "C" and it said... YOU KNOW... Haha can you imagine
March 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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hi, are you doomscrolling?

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February 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My body is a machine that turns un-shitted pants into shitted pants
February 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social why'd you delete it, pussy?
February 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sometimes I think about what it would really take for me to decide to kill myself. I used to think the only think that could overwhelm my fear of death would be a massive, unhealable trauma.

More recently I've thought that it's just going to be whenever I'm too tired to not do it.
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Elon doing the salute
January 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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California's state of emergency bans price gouging for a range of goods and services, including rental housing.

Any rent increase above 10% since the start of and for the duration of the crisis is illegal.

Violations can be reported here:
Consumer Complaint Against A Business/Company
oag.ca.gov
January 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People who play Scarlet Witch in Doom Match do not shower
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@peachsaliva.bsky.social did you know Walton Goggins plays a major character in Invincible? Because I didn't until earlier today
December 31, 2024 at 11:54 PM
@patstaresat.bsky.social @peachsaliva.bsky.social I think 'Dozer' would be a stellar name for the new boy, because he both seems like a sleepy boy, and he move like a bulldozer
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM