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Hey Vern, It’s Jason X-MAS!
@thirdseason.bsky.social
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Thoughtful, introspective, open-minded, emotionally complex, the world’s foremost authority on absolutely everything, a reliable nitwit and maybe a bit misunderstood. Know what I mean?

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When the traffic isn’t too bad, because all dem kids is at home for the Thanksgiving break.
Razor Ramon leaning on his car
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A woman asking an important question, Do you smell fish?
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Rod Sterling says what you’re about to watch is a nightmare.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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An important question
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Tony tells Christopher what’s past is past. Leave it alone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Shadow The Hedgehog (Holiday Variant)
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A man, a woman and a good boy
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Shadow The Hedgehog (Holiday Variant)
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Go with the flow
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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A brown dog in a control room wearing virtual reality glasses, he thinks it’s cool.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Oh my.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My deepest Toyota corollances
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Traffic.
A horse speaking its mind
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Not a virus, it’s a dolphin
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A very tired person sitting in a purple chair
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A pink t-shirt with blank letters that says biggest slut at the public library
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A man (Darren) in a skull mask on the talk show Tyra, he wants a drama free relationship
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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A drawing of person rubbing their back.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM