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Third
@thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social
Puppeteer oc from OFF

Penned By Slimey
17+ For Mun's comfort
Mun is 18
Muse is unknown age but 18+
Pinned
". . . ." ". . . ." ". . . ." "Fuck off."

THIRD

A guy who has no energy to deal with bullshit. Do you dare to learn about them?

> Yes

No

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Slimey

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September 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"You wanna scare some Elsen's on Halloween?"
"Halloween, hmm.."

[ She's thinking. Poking the plastic waters with the ends of her wisp. ]
September 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"HOW ABOUT NAH BITCH!"

He slides into an item. Perfect a bomb. He holds it for a good few seconds before tossing it at Shadow.

"NOW TAKE THIS!"

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
Flickering of his ear, getting more and more frequent and intense. God fucking damn it.

" MOVE, BRAT!! "

The honking hadn't annoyed him until now. Everything pilling on and on, he was at his tipping point.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
Oh, he absolutely was not letting that happen. He purposely starts putting himself in front of Shadow so he wouldn't be able to pass. Honking hjs train horn too for good measure

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh, he absolutely was not letting that happen. He purposely starts putting himself in front of Shadow so he wouldn't be able to pass. Honking hjs train horn too for good measure

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
16th.
16TH?!??!!

HOW THE HELL IS HE 16TH??!

HE CAN'T LET THAT SLIDE. HE CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS.
FUCK NO.

PEDLE TO THE METAL, GO GO GO!!

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"AH FUCK YOU!"

He swerves to try and avoid it but failed, causing him to spin out. He corrects his steering, laying on the horn in anger.
“FINAL LAP ALREADY?!”
She needs to catch up to Shorty!
No more nonsense from Mr. Trainhorn.
Tron drifts into an item box.

Oh she got the triple rocket punch.
Tron slowly turns to look at Third with a devious grin.
The first glove has been launched at Third.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"HAH! YOU'D WISH HE WAS COOKIES!"

Smirks and puts his hand on the horn. Again.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
“What do you mean ‘The Batter’?!
Oh no, the scary train horned baker is about to start throwing cookies.”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"THE BATTER"

And he was not going to elaborate

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"OH FUCK OFF! AT LEAST I DON'T NEED TO RELY ON MACHINES TO FIGHT FOR ME!"

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
“You know for something that sounds like a train, it sure doesn’t move as fast as one!
Maybe you should change it to a bicycle horn!
I think that’s more accurate!”
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He lays on the train horn in response and holds up a middle finger

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
Tron goes gremlin mode and blows a raspberry at Third.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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"Now selling earplugs for only 30 credits. I'm feeling generous today."

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
"What the fuck. Did he call her kitten, did she call herself kitten? You know what. Fuck ya'll"

He lays on the horn to try and scare everyone

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

And he lays on that damn horn more

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
“I’M GOING TO DISMANTLE THAT DANG HORN!!!”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
"What the fuck. Did he call her kitten, did she call herself kitten? You know what. Fuck ya'll"

He lays on the horn to try and scare everyone

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"What the fuck. Did he call her kitten, did she call herself kitten? You know what. Fuck ya'll"

He lays on the horn to try and scare everyone

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Because I love scaring people!"

And another long blare of the train horn.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
That scared the hell out of her.
“WHY DO YOU HAVE A TRAIN HORN?!”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And he honks at everyone. . . Why the fuck does a Ford F150 have a train horn? But he immediately puts it into gear and was off.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He's downing an energy drink, praying he won't fall asleep behind the wheel like an idiot. He hadn't been able to properly sleep. He prepares himself for the race, making sure his truck had the 90's rock blaring

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bro being in his Ford F150 zoned out as he drove. Loud rock music playing from the speakers.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He has zoned out while driving. Just existing. In true Third fashion. He just had some puppet strings press down on the gas pedal.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
He looks at The Batter. His calm look hid the disgust he felt.

"Third."

He crossed his arms. He didn't like this.
@thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social

[ Another puppeteer. Though, this time, they take a physical incarnation.

Curious.

The Batter speaks first. ]

. . . . Who are you?
September 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He sighed, looking at the sky before nodding, adjusting his sleeves.

"Indeed. . . Especially after seeing what happened in the Purified Zone 2. . ."
@thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social

"...You are a puppeteer who turned against the mad purifier, are you not?"
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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𝕊𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔 𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟.

ℂ𝕠𝕓.
September 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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He's hiding on the roof. Making sure the Secretaries couldn't get to him. Terrified. He hoped somebody would come. Come and help him. Get rid of the Secretaries.
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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"THIS WORLD IS SCULPTURED BY GODS INCLUDING ME!"

Mr. Enoch has come to rule.
a screenshot of a video game with a character named the batter on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a character named the batter on the screen
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August 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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"Why am I the one who has to do this?"

"Anyways are you a part of the OFF verse? Would you like to interact with other OFF verse members?"

"Then you're in luck. Like this post or something and you'll be invited to a server with other OFF People or something. I'm just the publicity guy."
August 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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~Steve~

An Elsen alone in a purified world. Running from the pain. Always on edge.

Do you knock on his bunker?

> Yes

No

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August 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM