Geoff Waymark
thinksneaky.bsky.social
Geoff Waymark
@thinksneaky.bsky.social
Software engineer.
Enjoy any sort of cycling and paddling.
F1 enthusiast.
Why twitter.new and not twitter.twoo? Honestly it’s right there.
Twitter.new: The New Twitter Social Media Platform
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December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Laptop. It’s always the laptop
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
No one needs that much banana bread make banana daiquiris with the frozen bananas instead. The older the banana the better the daiquiri.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by Geoff Waymark
Beryl Burton famously handed a Liquorice Allsort to a male rider as consolation when she overtook him in a 12-hour time trial. Probably ruined his day, too.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reposted by Geoff Waymark
The govt should appoint an offical responder to people nobody had heard of until three days ago, to issue the statement, "Thanks for giving this bollocks bandwidth. Of course we oppose it, and it's not going to happen because it came from a fuckwit nobody had heard of until 3 days ago."
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM