Things Viktor Said
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A place for me to post funny, cute, interesting, or neat things that my husband Viktor has said today. All posts are Viktor's exact words, and are posted with his explicit permission. Posts in brackets are my own words, but other than that, it's all Viktor
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[Posts in brackets and signed by me are in my voice. Everything else is a direct quote from Viktor. - Doc]
if salmon didn't want to be eaten so much it shouldn't be so fucking delicious
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
if salmon didn't want to be eaten so much it shouldn't be so fucking delicious
NICE PEOPLE DON'T SAY "AREN'TCHA"
April 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NICE PEOPLE DON'T SAY "AREN'TCHA"
goku amv punching u into next week
February 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
goku amv punching u into next week
Intrusive thoughts are thought bleeds
February 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Intrusive thoughts are thought bleeds
It's the purpose of art: to make things interesting!
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's the purpose of art: to make things interesting!
Perfection rests in the past, because that is the only time you can see it. "Oh, if only this had happened, it would have been perfect!" The only place you can find perfection is in hindsight.
January 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Perfection rests in the past, because that is the only time you can see it. "Oh, if only this had happened, it would have been perfect!" The only place you can find perfection is in hindsight.
[snore snore snore, he go honk shoo, it cute - Doc]
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
[snore snore snore, he go honk shoo, it cute - Doc]
Art is enrichment, not projects.
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Art is enrichment, not projects.
Keeping track of how we got here is so important. Even now we go "Hey, I'm emulating Mario, why is it going so fast?" "Oh, what is your game speed at?" A lot of things are tied to the amount of frames that are happening!
January 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Keeping track of how we got here is so important. Even now we go "Hey, I'm emulating Mario, why is it going so fast?" "Oh, what is your game speed at?" A lot of things are tied to the amount of frames that are happening!
I remember being frustrated and angry, it's so easy to get distracted when you're that small, ya know?
January 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember being frustrated and angry, it's so easy to get distracted when you're that small, ya know?
I'm gonna piss on your grave, you don't even gotta be in it yet.
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm gonna piss on your grave, you don't even gotta be in it yet.
I'm not coughing over here, I'm cooking!
January 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm not coughing over here, I'm cooking!
Her mouth was writing a check her ass could not cash.
January 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Her mouth was writing a check her ass could not cash.
We've worked really hard, but everything's kinda patchworked together.
January 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We've worked really hard, but everything's kinda patchworked together.
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American teens are flocking to a new video app
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
American teens are flocking to a new video app
Remember the tiny sausage! Remember the tiny sausage. You're not tweakin', you're just peakin'.
January 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Remember the tiny sausage! Remember the tiny sausage. You're not tweakin', you're just peakin'.
Los Ratones is playing very solidly. They’re sticking to their win conditions and focusing on playing what they practiced and they are ripping apart the enemy team. The enemy team has been on the backfoot the entire game
January 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Los Ratones is playing very solidly. They’re sticking to their win conditions and focusing on playing what they practiced and they are ripping apart the enemy team. The enemy team has been on the backfoot the entire game
I need to make a little clay Ugandan Knuckles model.
January 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I need to make a little clay Ugandan Knuckles model.
Listen. Women know the price of things. "Do not chew those nails while you're upset. Oh no don't do that." Of just protection. You know? Just don't do that. "Not THOSE nails! How dare you guys?"
January 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Listen. Women know the price of things. "Do not chew those nails while you're upset. Oh no don't do that." Of just protection. You know? Just don't do that. "Not THOSE nails! How dare you guys?"
Isn't "compilation" just a compilation of syllables, though? So it makes sense that it's so long. Hey, that should go on my BlueSky account.
January 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Isn't "compilation" just a compilation of syllables, though? So it makes sense that it's so long. Hey, that should go on my BlueSky account.
AI is a predictive algorithm with a memory leak.
January 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
AI is a predictive algorithm with a memory leak.
I just like being summoned, man. In these games of abject despair, true Nietzhe world-means-nothing-esque of the soulsborne games, but the community is like "HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE A HELPING HAND" it's my favorite thing!
January 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just like being summoned, man. In these games of abject despair, true Nietzhe world-means-nothing-esque of the soulsborne games, but the community is like "HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE A HELPING HAND" it's my favorite thing!
Art has always been emotion, so it's only natural that the gaming community would become a place of "left wing" politics and like being nice to one another. EQUALITY! That's the thing.
January 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Art has always been emotion, so it's only natural that the gaming community would become a place of "left wing" politics and like being nice to one another. EQUALITY! That's the thing.
[Posts in brackets and signed by me are in my voice. Everything else is a direct quote from Viktor. - Doc]
January 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
[Posts in brackets and signed by me are in my voice. Everything else is a direct quote from Viktor. - Doc]