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WHERES MY MINT CHUTNEY
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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i want a keg that releases mint chutney
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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entitles me....? enTITLES me? ....ENTITLES me???
senatormeow.bsky.social Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · Nov 16
it has been two months and I have thought about Megalopolis every day
Adam Driver doing a powerful jutsu to have seven ghost selves appear beside him while half his face is glowing because it was replaced with Megalon and he's wearing a white strip of cloth around his head like it's a bandana An irised-in shot of Jon Voight looking up as a radiant light comes down with the caption "And it will be the will of Chronos to seek our revenge" A triptych of some glowing shapes next to a dad and daughter on the left and a blooming flower on the right with Adam Driver in the middle looking pensive and saying "Time, show me the future" Jon Voight pretending to be a stroke victim and dressed up like Robin Hood in bed with a blanket over his lap and something big sticking up while he says "What do you think of this boner I got?"
November 16, 2024 at 6:01 AM
thimess.bsky.social
getting this thing up and running
November 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM