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dumbelina
@thighmistress.bsky.social
loving husband, milf-to-be, ex-big naturals haver ☭
trying very hard to stay principled and evenhanded but the mean little gremlin part of my brain is loud
July 14, 2023 at 5:54 PM
i got an invite code… it’s wife time
July 13, 2023 at 3:46 PM
getting paid twice a month instead of every two weeks makes me wanna kms
July 10, 2023 at 10:52 PM
unfortunately i do not think it is possible to have an ideology hateful enough to keep me from watching the new mission impossible movie in theaters
July 10, 2023 at 10:27 PM
the ultimatum is incontrovertible proof that soul mates are fake. these bitches are just in love with whoever is in their house.
July 10, 2023 at 10:17 PM
“we used to be a proper country” when.
July 7, 2023 at 9:48 PM
every time i think abt wet bulb temperatures i feel like frodo telling gandalf that he wished the ring had never come to him
July 7, 2023 at 8:32 PM
glad i picked the twitter replacement where i can see hog
July 7, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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anyway have you guys heard of this hbo show girls
July 3, 2023 at 7:17 PM
just occurred to me that my bio makes it sound like i’m pregnant. to clarify i am not (physically) pregnant, just mentally and emotionally
July 6, 2023 at 3:24 PM
are we allowed to talk about sports on here
July 6, 2023 at 4:14 AM
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it should be illegal to pretend to be a dog online
July 6, 2023 at 2:27 AM
the tyranny of structurelessness… it comes for us all
July 5, 2023 at 8:04 PM
communists? meeting in my apartment? it’s more likely than you think
July 5, 2023 at 6:18 PM
okay now vijay prashad
who’s in charge of getting adam johnson and nima shirazi on this app
July 5, 2023 at 4:39 PM
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July 4, 2023 at 4:07 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are u at mentally
July 4, 2023 at 5:13 PM
catholic church bells next door just chimed a phrase of america the beautiful to ring in 7 o clock… i’m about to commit an act of terrorism
July 4, 2023 at 2:00 AM
need a side-sleeper version of this so bad
Love to sleep like a normal person.
July 3, 2023 at 10:47 PM
who’s in charge of getting adam johnson and nima shirazi on this app
July 3, 2023 at 10:11 PM
[reinventing the selfie stick] i wish my arms were twice as long so i could get my face and tits in the section of the selfie that shows up in profile picture crops
July 3, 2023 at 9:35 PM
i am choosing not to believe that shit abt nyc’s tap water having shrimp in it. no it doesn’t.
July 3, 2023 at 9:02 PM
i don’t care how you were radicalized i’m much more interested what you’re doing with that radicalization
July 3, 2023 at 8:56 PM