ThickDickTheodore
@thickdicktheodore.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Proof of life
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Proof of life
Merry Meat Monday!
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Merry Meat Monday!
Giving y’all the throwbacks fr
July 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Giving y’all the throwbacks fr
Happy Fat Cock Friday!
July 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Happy Fat Cock Friday!
Took a quiz recently and found this out about myself.
All those hours I spent watching massage tutorials, learning about the erogenous zones of the female anatomy, and buying all types of toys for my partners has really paid off lol
All those hours I spent watching massage tutorials, learning about the erogenous zones of the female anatomy, and buying all types of toys for my partners has really paid off lol
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Took a quiz recently and found this out about myself.
All those hours I spent watching massage tutorials, learning about the erogenous zones of the female anatomy, and buying all types of toys for my partners has really paid off lol
All those hours I spent watching massage tutorials, learning about the erogenous zones of the female anatomy, and buying all types of toys for my partners has really paid off lol
Whom can I do this to?
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Whom can I do this to?
Early morning #ThickDickThursday post 😮💨
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Early morning #ThickDickThursday post 😮💨
But if it’s Freaky Friday 😈🌚
March 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
But if it’s Freaky Friday 😈🌚
Ooh I got here early today
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ooh I got here early today
How I’m spending V-Day 😋
February 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How I’m spending V-Day 😋
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
January 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Bathroom mirror selfie time…
Lemme see ‘em
Lemme see ‘em
December 24, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Bathroom mirror selfie time…
Lemme see ‘em
Lemme see ‘em
Me in a hat
December 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Me in a hat
Me in Black
December 8, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Me in Black
NSFW WARNING
Dick
Dick
December 3, 2024 at 5:16 AM
NSFW WARNING
Dick
Dick
Catfish alert, if it wasn’t obvious @iammalij.bsky.social
December 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Catfish alert, if it wasn’t obvious @iammalij.bsky.social
Another scammer
December 1, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Another scammer
November 30, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Wish I was eating somethin else this Thanksgiving 🤤
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Wish I was eating somethin else this Thanksgiving 🤤
In need of a tight hole
November 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
In need of a tight hole