ThickDickTheodore
@thickdicktheodore.bsky.social
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Instead of #SkeetsAfterDark we’re doing #NightSky 👀
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Proof of life
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Proof of life
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I’ll be active this weekend
Goal $300 to see T-Pain 😫❤️🔥
*For Customs, put in order by Friday 12pm CST*
Premades are also available
🎥 Live Streams (Free to join)
Friday at 6am CST on LF
Saturday at 1am CST on OF
Goal $300 to see T-Pain 😫❤️🔥
*For Customs, put in order by Friday 12pm CST*
Premades are also available
🎥 Live Streams (Free to join)
Friday at 6am CST on LF
Saturday at 1am CST on OF
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’ll be active this weekend
Goal $300 to see T-Pain 😫❤️🔥
*For Customs, put in order by Friday 12pm CST*
Premades are also available
🎥 Live Streams (Free to join)
Friday at 6am CST on LF
Saturday at 1am CST on OF
Goal $300 to see T-Pain 😫❤️🔥
*For Customs, put in order by Friday 12pm CST*
Premades are also available
🎥 Live Streams (Free to join)
Friday at 6am CST on LF
Saturday at 1am CST on OF
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Early morning #ThickDickThursday post 😮💨
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Early morning #ThickDickThursday post 😮💨
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Whom can I do this to?
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Whom can I do this to?
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Happy Fat Cock Friday!
July 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Happy Fat Cock Friday!
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Merry Meat Monday!
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Merry Meat Monday!
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Instead of #SkeetsAfterDark we’re doing #NightSky 👀
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Instead of #SkeetsAfterDark we’re doing #NightSky 👀
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October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Capitalism is just refined colonialism.
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Capitalism is just refined colonialism.
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Wearing my not a date dress and heading to meet my ex’s homie for drinks
August 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Wearing my not a date dress and heading to meet my ex’s homie for drinks
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And here I am eating it for an hour cuz I like to feel them nut back to back
Hearing women talk about how men not being able to eat pussy turned them off to it, really makes me sad.
a close up of a woman 's face with a tear in her eye
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a tear in her eye
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August 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And here I am eating it for an hour cuz I like to feel them nut back to back
Merry Meat Monday!
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Merry Meat Monday!
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Exactly! Whole body just dramatic.
Getting old is sleeping with your knee bent for a few hours, so now your knee is going to hurt for a week.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Exactly! Whole body just dramatic.
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Plot twist: Waldo Finds Himself
August 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Plot twist: Waldo Finds Himself
That’s impossible, I’m still single
This girl said her boyfriend got the best dick in all Chicago
I got it, let’s try it, and rate it 1-10
I got it, let’s try it, and rate it 1-10
August 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That’s impossible, I’m still single
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Last one til next time 🍸
August 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Last one til next time 🍸
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Turned this off IMMEDIATELY!
August 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Turned this off IMMEDIATELY!
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🍰🎂 🥞 it pokes a lil bit
July 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
🍰🎂 🥞 it pokes a lil bit
Giving y’all the throwbacks fr
July 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Giving y’all the throwbacks fr