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Microwave Fire
@thiccelback.bsky.social
Just a mom trying to raise her guild babies on a shoestring budget (thanks obama)
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Spit-laugh rating 9/10
January 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I love you and I see you. I support you and will stand with you as part of my chosen family 💖
December 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I painted my nails because why not and went to work and the kids were at first like 🤯 for like 10 minutes but after a few questions they didn't give a shit. In fact one of the 4 year olds stopped mid sentence, then earnestly asked AFTER CALLING ME "Mr", said " wait... are you a girl?"
December 11, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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VAMPIRE SURVIVORS IS SO GOOD
December 10, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Set my alarm to "Down by the River" from bg3 which was an immediate regret because I intentionally slept through it to hear the entire song 😓
December 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Dark Nathan farted himself awake and then immediately told me to "stop being so nasty".
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
The dog is sitting next to me gagging on a bone like his life depends on it and can't help but think he's seen too much of me and his dad gagging on each others bones
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Every time I comment on someone's stuff I'm not-so-gently reminded that my name is DickBandit 🥴
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 AM
It's December 3rd which is national hit a transphobe with your car day
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Me: im shy

Also me:
a pink cartoon character with a huge mouth open
ALT: a pink cartoon character with a huge mouth open
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November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM